Vi va la bam

but I want to :'( but I dident see that part in cky 4 I must look thank you for telling me

Google is your friend.

He can take you to places that your feeble human brain couldn't possibly comprehend.

How is this possible I hear you ask? Well, Google is an ancient computer code written by aliens and given to the Babylonians in 1750 BC.

You see, the Babylonians didn't use the mathematical system we use today with a base of 10, they divided the day into 24 hours, each hour into 60 minutes, each minute into 60 seconds, Thus having a system with a base of 60.

They managed to build a primative form of the modern computer and invented a binary code not with ones and zeros, but with the numbers 6 and 9. They also invented something similar to what we call the internet, by connecting a can to their computers which was attached to an ancient vine. This vine led underground to a giant vine attached to thousands of other vines. The giant vine then led to a huge tower named the Tower of Babel, which the Babylonians belived connected Heaven with Earth.

Well, It didn't quite end up connecting with heaven as such, but electrial signals from the tower reached a distant planet which is 69 light years away. This planet was inhabited by an advanced huminoid race called the Googlites. The Googlites were pretty much us the same as humans, except they had been living on their planet for 69 trillion years. They decided to visit the Babylonians because they were an ancient civilization, yet they somehow managed to invent something that the Googlites havn't invented for 5 million years. Upon noticing the babylonian binary code and realising the distance back to their planet, the Googlite's realtionship with time on their home planet and the obvious sexual innuendo they blessed the babylonial internet with the power of the Googlite god, Google.

Then, in 1995, two guys named Larry Page and Sergey Brin were digging in the backyard and attempted to dig down to China. They failed, but on their attempt they stumbled across a large vine deep underground. Larry hit the vine with his shovel and noticed a spark. He kneeled to down and placed his hand on the vine. He was instantly zapped and knocked unconsious. Upon waking up and after some deep thinking and discussions with Sergey, they decided to hook their modems up to the vine. Instantly they were connected to all the knowledge in our known universe. They both went back again to deep thought and discussions and finally decided to connect the power of google into a nice, user friendly search engine. [/long, boring, pointless and (somewhat)bullshit story]

In all seriousness though, it took 45 minutes to get your question answered, but it only took me 0.26 seconds.

Although, that story took about 25 minutes to write, now I think about it, I don't know why I wrote it.



By the way, there is no e at the end of song.

Google is your friend.

He can take you to places that your feeble human brain couldn't possibly comprehend.

How is this possible I hear you ask? Well, Google is an ancient computer code written by aliens and given to the Babylonians in 1750 BC.

You see, the Babylonians didn't use the mathematical system we use today with a base of 10, they divided the day into 24 hours, each hour into 60 minutes, each minute into 60 seconds, Thus having a system with a base of 60.

They managed to build a primative form of the modern computer and invented a binary code not with ones and zeros, but with the numbers 6 and 9. They also invented something similar to what we call the internet, by connecting a can to their computers which was attached to an ancient vine. This vine led underground to a giant vine attached to thousands of other vines. The giant vine then led to a huge tower named the Tower of Babel, which the Babylonians belived connected Heaven with Earth.

Well, It didn't quite end up connecting with heaven as such, but electrial signals from the tower reached a distant planet which is 69 light years away. This planet was inhabited by an advanced huminoid race called the Googlites. The Googlites were pretty much us the same as humans, except they had been living on their planet for 69 trillion years. They decided to visit the Babylonians because they were an ancient civilization, yet they somehow managed to invent something that the Googlites havn't invented for 5 million years. Upon noticing the babylonian binary code and realising the distance back to their planet, the Googlite's realtionship with time on their home planet and the obvious sexual innuendo they blessed the babylonial internet with the power of the Googlite god, Google.

Then, in 1995, two guys named Larry Page and Sergey Brin were digging in the backyard and attempted to dig down to China. They failed, but on their attempt they stumbled across a large vine deep underground. Larry hit the vine with his shovel and noticed a spark. He kneeled to down and placed his hand on the vine. He was instantly zapped and knocked unconsious. Upon waking up and after some deep thinking and discussions with Sergey, they decided to hook their modems up to the vine. Instantly they were connected to all the knowledge in our known universe. They both went back again to deep thought and discussions and finally decided to connect the power of google into a nice, user friendly search engine. [/long, boring, pointless and (somewhat)bullshit story]

In all seriousness though, it took 45 minutes to get your question answered, but it only took me 0.26 seconds.

Although, that story took about 25 minutes to write, now I think about it, I don't know why I wrote it.



By the way, there is no e at the end of song.

My god how could you be botherd to rite that also did you come up with that and I cant spell

Its called copy and paste, good old copy and paste!

No my friend, you are wrong.

I wrote the entire thing, I did not plagiarise anybody.

I sometimes write stories or rants when I have nothing better to be doing. My first post on this forum was a bullshit story. I watched a progam on TV about the babylonians a few days ago and it was pretty interesting. The mathematical system is true, also the tower of babel an the trying to connect heaven and earth bit.

The rest is pure fiction.

Except, in 1995 google really was founded by Larry Page and Sergey Brin.

How did you draw that conclusion?