Party Boy Skit

I would like to do a jackass imitation 'party boy' skit, but was wandering if everyone was going to find it too unoriginal.

I can do the dance, I have the actual song used from jackass, and I could get some 'rip-off' pants. But is this all a waste of time, or will people still find it funny?


For those people that have not seen a jackass 'party boy' skit, it goes something like this: You walk into a shop that sells hifi systems, and ask if you could test it; by trying out your cd on it. Immediately the music starts, you rip off your clothes, and start dancing around the shop. Chris Pontius would be wearing just a thong at this stage. You leave after a while, when the shop keepers are on the verge of breaking.



ps. Whether I wear a thong or not, is still under debate.

I say do it, but definetly wear a thong, theres too much wang in HG these days and if you get in trouble youll be in deep shit for being naked as apposed to wearing a thong.

Go a step further and wear nothing. Just don't show us if you do.

QUOTE (fenix @ Oct 29 2004, 01:58 AM) I say do it, but definetly wear a thong, theres too much wang in HG these days and if you get in trouble youll be in deep shit for being naked as apposed to wearing a thong.

Pussy!!

Its not worth it unless you do the thong. Just make sure its a man thong so it all fits well.

QUOTE (chris_fragile @ Oct 29 2004, 02:10 AM) Pussy!!

yeah do it. it'll be unoriginal only if it's not funny. but yeah if you do it nude don't get caught. 2nd degree felony charge right there.

Go ahead. Anything like that is always funny. I'm even gonna do something similar to that next summer. But I can't say what it is exactly because it's a lot more original than copying it. Actually, I doubt people would even make the connection. The only similarity is a lot of people are gonna see my hairy ass in a red thong since it'll be off of a beach strip in Florida or somethin.

it doesnt really boher me when people copy stuff as long as the put theire own spin on it and it doesnt involve trollys...

I have only done one thing involving a shopping cart. And I don't think it;s anything close to what anyone else has done. Hell, it wasn't even a shopping cart we wanted to use originally, it coulda been many other things. Just happened to have a shopping cart already modified appropriately at the time.

DO IT SLIGHTLY DIFFERENTLY LIKE TAKE A SHIT WHILST DOING IT AND RUB YOUR ASS AGAINST SOMEONE!

Even better. Strip off into a thong, dance around a little. Then strip the thong of, dance some more. Then shit out an 18 inch dildo out of your ass and throw it at someone.

QUOTE (dudanation @ Oct 31 2004, 07:51 AM) Even better. Strip off into a thong, dance around a little. Then strip the thong of, dance some more. Then shit out an 18 inch dildo out of your ass and throw it at someone.

QUOTE Then shit out an 18 inch dildo out of your ass and throw it at someone.

HAHAHAHA. Ok. I can tell my little story now.

No, we are not fags. Having giant cocks in public is just a funny thing. But I didn't buy a dildo just to do that. Back when I was like 16-17 and I first had my camera, I came up with the idea of buying a double sided dildo so that I could get two girls to use it together on my bed and I could video tape it. Well, one day a friend of mine passed out on the floor cuz she drank too much and I just had to take the thing out of the package. On that day, I had a little fun rubbing it all over her face and smacking her ass with it and whatever. We even gave it a name: Wong.

Ever since that day we've found many weird things to do with it. It's out of the package so no girl would ever use it. It's fucking dirty as hell. We found out if you smack someone with it, it'll leave a cock print on them. It's pretty damn funny especially when you hit those people that bruise easy. And once I brought the thing to college all the ideas exploded. We've been launching the thing at me at somethin like 50mph with my balloon launcher and one taking advantage of the fact that I could give myself head in the center of town with it. That one was great.

Then I found out about the little war they were having in the volleyball court the day of some gay ass concert. So I bought the biggest dildo I could find online and called it Super Wong, used it as my weapon and gave that guy on the video clip I put out a concussion. That day I also got stamped on stage by some random girl.

It's just one of those things that people find offensive at first but once they get a hold of the thing they can't stop laughing. And I just enjoy a couple nasty comments here and there to gross people out. No, I cannot fit an 18 inch dildo in the ass and I never plan to. But I'm secure enough with my sexuality to walk around and whack people with it and do whatever that's not actually gay to add spice to the films.