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[quote name='cIRca' date='10 December 2009 - 03:19 PM' timestamp='1260454749' post='562669']
[quote name='borislort' date='10 December 2009 - 11:31 AM' timestamp='1260444702' post='562657']
Hi /hgf/

I have some friends, who got the genius idea of wearing santa costumes, while visiting bars, clubs and general drinking establishments this weekend. My personal opinion is that it's a complete waste of money, and no girls would want to fuck us. Some people might even want to beat us up. Am I completely wrong, or did my friends just spawn the shittiest attention-seeking gimmick ever?

tl;dr: My friends suck, what to do?

pic related, it's my face when I listen to my shitty friends
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Yeah don't be such a boring fuck. If you were getting girls to fuck you left and right you wouldn't be coming online and bitching about getting involved with something which is altogether more entertaining than being a loser.
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Yes, but... A santa costume.





a fucking santa costume

I'm gonna sound like such a fag but the guys who go out just to puff testosteron farts on others in their wife beaters and tribal tattoos, and try to impress every girl they see with whatever ther have, just to score some pussy, are fucking losers.

So hence the guys who dress like santa claus hoping that someone else will find them funny are losers in my eyes too. If they go there to cause havoc and score on the way, then it's alright and funny. But in this case, Boris' friends sound like douche bags lol

I'm not sure he said anything to do with his friends having wifebeaters and tribal tattoos haha. I think we can all agree anyone who actually does that is a douchebag, but it seems Boris is the one looking to score pussy through any means necessary.

You're projecting Ben. So Jones wears his wifebeater and pulls more than you, there's no need in tearing him down behind his back.

For shame.

Yeah but I could imagine those douchebags with wifebeaters and tribal tattoos pulling off something like that like "Yo I have like the dopest idea to score some more pussy for our cocks, we should like umm dress up like santa claus so girls will like notice us and shit and then we could fuck even more pussies with our cocks"

Haha this went off topic, you're cool Boris haha

so glad today is over with, just one more day and im free from uni for a month, just need to find a job for 4 weeks now so I've got some beer tokens.

Yeah I just got back for Christmas too, so up for chilling out and doing sweet fuck all instead of dissertation.

Girls dressed as sluts really doesn't float my boat either... I love a good fancy dress just because it's an excuse to get extra loose when you're out.

[quote name='iammarcmason' date='10 December 2009 - 05:13 PM' timestamp='1260465238' post='562677']
so glad today is over with, just one more day and im free from uni for a month, just need to find a job for 4 weeks now so I've got some beer tokens.
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Top Yates's are desperate for staff.

[quote name='Liam' date='10 December 2009 - 08:32 AM' timestamp='1260451926' post='562664']
Good costumes = win
Stereotypical or zero-effort costumes like a pirate or playboy bunny = shitfail
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would that be win??

If you weren't in it.

Haha, I really enjoyed the santa conversation.

[quote name='vode' date='10 December 2009 - 10:43 PM' timestamp='1260481421' post='562689']
Haha, I really enjoyed the santa conversation.
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Then let's bring it back!

Turns out, my friends bought a costume for me anyway. Now they want to waste the whole weekend, both friday and saturday, running around trying to be funny. I'm going to try this out, and then I'm going to give a short report on how it went. I'm not expecting to get laid, when I'm wearing the worlds stupidest costume, but maybe I can get some free beers out of it.

So - I'm going to need some opinions - how do I get the best out of looking like an ass? Which santa personality would you beat up, and which personality would you wine and dine with various alcoholic fluids out of pure love?

I was at this cruise to sweden and there was this group of lads (and gals) who were wearing santa costumes and the stuff they did was just to get absolutely wasted and behave badly. They were bad mouthing everyone and falling down the stairs, very entertaining stuff, I offered them bunch of warm tax-free beers for that. So Id say, just go with the flow.

They also went to the central Stockholm to sing christmas carols, shitfaced of course. They were annoying guards at the palace and almost got arrested, they also climbed in to cars while the cars were waiting for traffic lights, and sung in the cars, brilliant stuff. Good people.

last night was probably the most intense live show I've ever seen. the drummer of lightning bolt battered this dudes head in with his drum sticks because he wouldn't stop punching his cymbols.

Serves him right.
How does a mono have a -10 rep, that can't be.

Just had my interview for that placement it was solid too, find out tonight or over the weekend whether or not I got the placement.

haha at bens status

[quote name='benCKa' date='11 December 2009 - 08:31 AM' timestamp='1260534691' post='562716']
Serves him right.
How does a mono have a -10 rep, that can't be.
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How is mine -81? That's just not right.

http://www.tvduck.com/frame.php?epi=319684&view=578083

Best episode of It's Always Sunny, in ages. I love this show.

I'm almost afraid to post. It seems everyone is reserving their -1's for anything I say. I'm tempted to do all of my communicating via the status updates. Those are fleeting, and what I have to say is important. It needs to be forever saved in HGF lore. I'm torn.

Ok so I just realised how to do this rep thing. Wasn't quite catching on before. Sorry Ray.

[quote name='Ray' date='11 December 2009 - 05:07 PM' timestamp='1260551249' post='562723']
I'm almost afraid to post. It seems everyone is reserving their -1's for anything I say. I'm tempted to do all of my communicating via the status updates. Those are fleeting, and what I have to say is important. It needs to be forever saved in HGF lore. I'm torn.
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Well we will just go back through all your old posts and rep them. There's thousands of them fuckers.

You can't retroactively apply reps! I'm not culpable for things I said when I was 16! I wasn't aware of systems and expectations that would be applied in the distant future. This is bullshit!

I got the job, and start after the Christmas break, this is probably the biggest opportunity I've ever had so happy!

[quote name='Ray' date='11 December 2009 - 05:18 PM' timestamp='1260544721' post='562721']
[quote name='benCKa' date='11 December 2009 - 08:31 AM' timestamp='1260534691' post='562716']
Serves him right.
How does a mono have a -10 rep, that can't be.
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How is mine -81? That's just not right.
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Nobody asked you anything asshole

I somehow lost 20 rep in less than 5 hours and 3 posts.

is there anything beyond "as popular as the holocaust"?

[quote name='benCKa' date='11 December 2009 - 12:31 PM' timestamp='1260534691' post='562716']
How does a mono have a -10 rep, that can't be.
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because im an internet badass

Love how much Mike's avatar looks like that picture of Slavin.

I'ssa BEEEEEGFOOOOT!

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