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chris_fragile
post #1
11 October 2004, 21:08 UTC#1
I was just editing our old material and came across the funniest shit spoken. These are quotes from a conversation me and Andrew had after he split his head.
"Have you learned anything And?"
"The lesson is children to never do it again"
"Do what?"
"Neesh Boosh"
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(Later)
"How long was you in casualty for?"
"I was in casualy-for-8-YEARS!"
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These may not appeal to you but those were my favourite so post away...
TD-Kevin
post #2
11 October 2004, 21:13 UTC#2
Does That Say Im A Fuck Head???

No It Says Your Fucked In The Head Cause Ya Are....



(trailer park boys)
TD-Kevin
post #4
11 October 2004, 22:33 UTC#4
heres one i liked from mat and chris


Chris - Mat your soo fucking tall dude...
Mat - Chris why dont you got play in the road.....
Chris - what do you mean
Mat - heres a skate board and a codom go play in the road
BornToDie
post #5
11 October 2004, 23:22 UTC#5
QUOTE (the discharged @ Oct 11 2004, 10:33 PM) heres one i liked from mat and chris


Chris - Mat your soo fucking tall dude...
Mat - Chris why dont you got play in the road.....
Chris - what do you mean
Mat - heres a skate board and a codom go play in the road

LMAO, that actually made me laugh....



Cream: Shes from Rotterdam Danny...in another country!
Dan: No Dumbarse...She Said Rotherham...Down South!
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Craig: I need new quotes for the quote box on the site
Dan: Just speak to Cream for 5 minutes, you'll get loads..
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Cream: Are Danish Pastries From Germany???
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Craig: I can't wait to be famous, girls will come to my house and say 'Craig, sex me up' and I be like *cum* ^_____________^
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Craig: It's so great when you're drunk and you think you're sober, so you stand up and it's like 'whoa shit there it is...
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Matt: Friday night penis! .....just felt like saying it because i'm a bit fucked...
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Mike - She's A Paki!
Marie - Don't Be Shady!
Mike - Err No She's The Shady One...
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Dan about a 2003 Bonfire party: Harry's dad goes to Ben "All your friends are dick heads" and looks at Mat and goes, "who the fuck are you!!!! ROBBIN HOOD?! Get that hat off!", Mat shouts and throws the hat in to the road, "YOU BASTARD! starting on me cos im wearing a hat!"....it was piss funny!
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Ah, good times....
The Blargh
post #7
12 October 2004, 13:38 UTC#7
QUOTE Do you think I would tell people that the TV news was dressing up in gang colors and talking about pussy, if it wasn't really true?


QUOTE Ignorance may be bliss, but stupidity is just bloody annoying.


QUOTE The word "human" is derived from the Venusian slang term "hgummin", which means stupid, petty, short-sighted, and tentacle-deficient.


QUOTE I'd like to see a space where parallel lines taunt each other, instead of merely meeting or not meeting.


QUOTE Everything is trivial, in the proper context - if you're incapable of conceiving of a hypothetical scenario or development that makes your life worthless in relation, it's only because you're too fucking stupid.


QUOTE As shit dissolves in a bucket, so are the days of our lives.


- Mr. Teapot
LouZy Hero
post #8
12 October 2004, 17:09 UTC#8
Ricky Lane from dont wake dad
"Tell everyone to show up to the gig a few hours befor"
"Why?"
"Because when there drunk where sound just as good as boy zone"

He was drunk at the time and i found it funny also

emo from delayed Reaction
"Take That dick out ya mouth and speek english you faggot"
"god is everywere he is in my hat"

Creed from Delayed Reaction
"fishes have pussys in there fins"

cory from Delayed Reaction
"rusta ting ting black boy style man"

Thats it
chris_fragile
post #9
12 October 2004, 18:37 UTC#9
Ha ha ha the God is everywhere one is funny as poop