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post #1
09 September 2004, 19:33 UTC#1
okay on the weekend i have some mates commin over and we have plans to do. okay here they are:

1. ripping fishing hook out of my ear by attaching the hoook to a door handle by some fishing line, and slamming the door

2.smacking golf balls with golf clubs at my mate

3. gaz pissing all over my face

4. gaz doin sumthing random

5. a little bt of.....sorry about this......SHOPPING CARTS!!!

what you reckon about that setup then?
post #3
09 September 2004, 19:54 UTC#3
whats wrong with the pissing on face? its disgusting, and thats the point, to get a reaction...
post #8
09 September 2004, 20:31 UTC#8
you can catch shit from piss?? i never knew that, ahhh fuck it im still doin it, and by the way he is pissing on my on my left side, so if i stare ahead i will not see his cock. which is a good thing.
post #9
09 September 2004, 20:33 UTC#9
and it aint gonna be porn. i reckon it would be funny. and i know tyou would want to watch it rite?
post #10
09 September 2004, 20:41 UTC#10
No dude i wont. Pissing on someone isnt funny unless they dont know it or you do it in the dark so they're like "WHAT THE FUCK MAN?!!". I know from experience, james did it to george. Funny shit.
post #13
10 September 2004, 01:59 UTC#13
I'd laugh at the pissing one
post #14
10 September 2004, 02:17 UTC#14
QUOTE (socalpranks @ Sep 10 2004, 01:59 AM) I'd laugh at the pissing one

You're sick.
post #17
10 September 2004, 06:43 UTC#17
QUOTE (waster! @ Sep 9 2004, 07:33 PM) 3. gaz pissing all over my face

pffft.. gaz.. you mean r. kelly. don't fuckin lie to us you asshole.
post #18
10 September 2004, 15:28 UTC#18
yea but if you do it to someone andthey dont know about it, its funny. but if you do it to someone that knows whats commin, then its sick. and sick is what we are looking for, and people being like.."ugh what the fucking hell!!!"
post #19
10 September 2004, 19:46 UTC#19
instead of pissing on random people, try to touch someone's ass as many times as you can before he starts talking about it. that would be funny
post #20
10 September 2004, 19:49 UTC#20
Hanging round mates, doing normal stuff like smoking weed and drinking instead of pissing on each other.
post #21
10 September 2004, 19:54 UTC#21
doing what? nah round here mates piss on each other. hahaah only jokin, we do do that, but we also do dumb stuff like that as well,oh and sing......... i love you, you love me, were as happy as can be................

that is all.........
post #22
10 September 2004, 20:33 UTC#22
Yer well im going shopping with my mum so beat that!
post #23
10 September 2004, 22:13 UTC#23
oh shit, iv been topped! well do you go to your nans for a cup of tea and jaffa cakes? eh?eh? how about every wednesday,thursday and friday? eh????? na-ne-na-na-na
post #24
10 September 2004, 22:14 UTC#24
jaffa cakes?
post #25
10 September 2004, 22:21 UTC#25
jaffa cake are a small circular cakes made of a fluffy flour thing, with orange filling and chocolate on the top. can be used with jaffa cakes, come on u.k people tell them what a jaffa cake is. its hard to explain.
post #26
10 September 2004, 22:35 UTC#26
jaffa cakes are possibly the finest biscuit/cake thing made by the people at mcvities!
post #27
10 September 2004, 22:37 UTC#27
yep exactly, oh by the way, all you nice people from hmg this is kyle, my cousin, from wasted youth, hes cool.that is all...........
post #28
10 September 2004, 23:08 UTC#28
Kinda like a rice cake?
post #29
10 September 2004, 23:15 UTC#29
i dunno what a rice cake is, but i bet that black kid in your avatar does.