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Random Shit i put together

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Hi, My Name is Dylan
post #31
08 September 2004, 00:37 UTC#31
(chefs mom) "o honey just give him the thee fitty, as long as it doesnt hurt my pot roast"
Master Jayden
post #32
08 September 2004, 00:38 UTC#32
dat god damn locness monster isnt getting my three fitty >.<
Hi, My Name is Dylan
post #33
08 September 2004, 00:39 UTC#33
wut does purple taste like?? does it taste like thee fitty?
Master Jayden
post #34
08 September 2004, 00:40 UTC#34
not sure.. but purple kinda taste like blue and green mixed...
but you gotta be upside down naked...
Hi, My Name is Dylan
post #35
08 September 2004, 00:41 UTC#35
also gotta be tuesday, but only if you dont where the skirt, but you can only wear the skirt if you are a one armed female/male pirate that pissed on someone in vietnam
Master Jayden
post #36
08 September 2004, 00:43 UTC#36
that sooo turned me on
Hi, My Name is Dylan
post #37
08 September 2004, 00:44 UTC#37
its not that hard, you just gotta know where your on/off switch is
Master Jayden
post #38
08 September 2004, 00:45 UTC#38
its called a penis dylan.....
Master Jayden
post #40
08 September 2004, 00:49 UTC#40
it is or is it? ... ya it is
Master Jayden
post #42
08 September 2004, 00:51 UTC#42
Turn in next week for the cunnin adventures of Balangy and Blooga!!
Master Jayden
post #43
08 September 2004, 00:55 UTC#43
Next week:

I cant deliver this bastard child into this robot world!
Yes you can doctor your the only one who can... cus were fuckin waste....
Righto! i will deliver it.... *is fuckin wasted too*
Beeeeeeeeeeeeep
We are having minor technical dificultys: please stand by
Beeeeeeeeeeeep
Hi, My Name is Dylan
post #44
08 September 2004, 00:55 UTC#44
were sry balangy and blooga has been cancelled instead enjoy surjery by monkeys
Master Jayden
post #45
08 September 2004, 00:56 UTC#45
eeek eekk!!! *fling shit into open wound* eek eekkK!!!
Hi, My Name is Dylan
post #46
08 September 2004, 00:57 UTC#46
im sry but the monkeys have done all they can...have a banana for your loss
Master Jayden
post #47
08 September 2004, 00:58 UTC#47
but monkey doctor ... i have no arms/legs/heart/brain/soul/wife why did you kill her?/splean/eyes/tounge or penis!
and i came in to use the phone!
Hi, My Name is Dylan
post #48
08 September 2004, 01:01 UTC#48
im sry but its costs arms/legs/heart/brain/soul/wife /splean/eyes/tounge and penis plus, one autographed one single by metallica, since the song perfectly explains you and how your life sux and how you should kill yourself, now get out of my monkey hospital
Master Jayden
post #49
08 September 2004, 01:02 UTC#49
Next week on Monkey ER

eeek eek EKKEKEK EEEEEeeeEEK!
*flings poo*
Hi, My Name is Dylan
post #50
08 September 2004, 01:03 UTC#50
monkey sara, will you bear my children
(Sara) "ok"
(Bear) ROOOAR *eats children*
Master Jayden
post #51
08 September 2004, 01:04 UTC#51
Commercial:
Do you suffer from dry itchy earitable smelly crampt pussy sindruum?
well we wanna video tape it!! send you video tapes to Weird Pussies Gone wild and get a freeeeeee!!! shirt!!

(Jayden) :O omg *sends in 20 vids of self*

10 minutes later:::::
YAY 20 shirts!!!! *puts em all on*
Hi, My Name is Dylan
post #52
08 September 2004, 01:05 UTC#52
but i thought those vids were for our own personal use :(
Master Jayden
post #53
08 September 2004, 01:05 UTC#53
*scratches ass* :::smells finger:::
Master Jayden
post #57
08 September 2004, 01:10 UTC#57
i smell shit....
o i shit myself...
Hi, My Name is Dylan
post #58
08 September 2004, 01:11 UTC#58
thats wut you get for doing it with yehti
Master Jayden
post #59
08 September 2004, 01:11 UTC#59
wasnt yhetti... was bigfoot... OMG YOU KNOW BOUT MY AFAIR!
Hi, My Name is Dylan
post #60
08 September 2004, 01:12 UTC#60
omg wait til mr lead pipe hears about this