Spam?

I grew up eating spam and enjoyed every bite! Why computer gurus attach such a harmless word (which to 3rd world country populace is "gourmet food") to what I personally and innocently think is just one more extra effort to promote free enterprise, I will never understand.

Everybody needs to spam. It is a defense. It is another last gasp for life. Anyway, I need to spam... I have this little e-store called lemonparty.org., sort of a quaint little shop in the e-neighborhood where locals go and browse and spend their Sunday mornings after church. I have put so much of my 3rd world effort setting it up, that I promised myself I will resort to anything (as long as it's free) to promote it.
It is not the best looking store in the metropolis, I know, but I love the challenge, the long hours I put into it and the feel of having created my own space in the cyberworld. It's like owning a little piece of USA - - - totally, totally my own.

Please, if you care to visit it ..., go to (like removed by chris)and give me some feedback as to how I can improve it and get more people in without adding more to my monthly store rent expense.


Thank you.... China

EDIT: Fuck yo attachment, fuck yo attachment nigga...

fuck you. how can you afford a computer and not food? exactly shut up.

Chris.

Grow up sonny!

China.

Shut the hell up im not your son you fag!

i think we can all agree to one thing...... being naked feels good ...

Indeed it does. Excellent observation Master Jayden.

China loves to slurp big red dicks

OMG chris your omish? :O is it true?!!!!!

Don't double post. Officer Dogma doesn't give second chances you know.. *rides off in bad ass monster truck with sirens*

Chris & Jayden or whatever your name is...

I am not a fag and YOU TWO NEED COUNSELLING FAST!

YOU ARE SO SICK, YOU MAKE YOUR OWN MOTHERS VOMIT! YOU ARE SOCIOPATHS!

Who are you to fucking judge me?

I love you China!!!!! I LOVE YOU!!!! DONT LEAVE ME FOR JAYDEN, HES NOT AS GOOD AS I AM!

I told you sonny . . . see a psychiatrist!

Only if you show me love like you did that one night we were locked in my closet together. Just thinking about it sends chills up my spine.

Once upon a time, there was a little boy named Chris. He was so sick he ate his own brain up. Whe finally he vomitted all his brains out, his mother flushed all his wasted brain remains in the portable toileto join other maggot-infested excrements. . . And he died finally everafter... RIP Chris Sonny...

I love you china...

this sounds like CKY forums... we dont' want that... so lets keep the stupid comments down to a simma

peace,

QUOTE (Jonneh @ Sep 6 2004, 03:48 AM) this sounds like CKY forums... we dont' want that... so lets keep the stupid comments down to a simma

peace,

you stupid bag of rotten red dick. im going to tie your arabfucking cuntslurping mother to a fucking frogfaggoting pole and beat the god given shit out of her. then im going to repeatedly tell her what a faggotfucking frog her song is. then im going to put her on a fucking treadmill and hang REAL gourmet food in front of the bitch with a fishing pole. you fucking ape sodomizing bastard, PULL YOUR FATHERS DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND TELL HIM TO BEAT SOME SENSE INTO YOU, YOU COCK GAGGER. GET THE FUCK OFF THIS SITE.

i rule.

EDIT: I'm talking to chris.



EDIT 2: NOT Chris TCV.

QUOTE (China @ Sep 6 2004, 01:33 AM) I grew up eating spam and enjoyed every bite! Why computer gurus attach such a harmless word (which to 3rd world country populace is "gourmet food") to what I personally and innocently think is just one more extra effort to promote free enterprise, I will never understand.

Everybody needs to spam. It is a defense. It is another last gasp for life. Anyway, I need to spam... I have this little e-store called lemonparty.org., sort of a quaint little shop in the e-neighborhood where locals go and browse and spend their Sunday mornings after church. I have put so much of my 3rd world effort setting it up, that I promised myself I will resort to anything (as long as it's free) to promote it.
It is not the best looking store in the metropolis, I know, but I love the challenge, the long hours I put into it and the feel of having created my own space in the cyberworld. It's like owning a little piece of USA - - - totally, totally my own.

Please, if you care to visit it ..., go to (like removed by chris)and give me some feedback as to how I can improve it and get more people in without adding more to my monthly store rent expense.


Thank you.... China

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haw haw haw

Whats with this "nigga" business. We are not racist!

Nigga please!