Man...

QUOTE Madre Puta teachers

Oh shit, just realized, got no battery left. I'm on a laptop. Gotta go.

on april fools last year me and a bunch of my friends just started what cool people call "skipping school" and we went out and bought feeder mice and while going down the road.. my friend andy was like.. dude watch this.. he jumps out of the car.. gets in the back on my friends truck bed. and hides... we're all like.. wtf is he doing.. and suddenly he pops up real quick and tosses the mouse. and i swear to god the mouse flew right into this ladies window. nailed her in the face and she slams on the brakes and rams this pole. holy fuck it was hilarious. we didn't stick around long enough to laugh a long time. External image not preserved — inspect source: http://homegrownforums.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad1.gif

Shit, I feel for you man, I use my cousin's shitty ass laptop sometimes and the thing goes dead cuz I never plug in the ac adapter thing, later dude

QUOTE (AdEM @ Aug 9 2004, 05:58 AM) on april fools last year me and a bunch of my friends just started what cool people call "skipping school" and we went out and bought feeder mice and while going down the road.. my friend andy was like.. dude watch this.. he jumps out of the car.. gets in the back on my friends truck bed. and hides... we're all like.. wtf is he doing.. and suddenly he pops up real quick and tosses the mouse. and i swear to god the mouse flew right into this ladies window. nailed her in the face and she slams on the brakes and rams this pole. holy fuck it was hilarious. we didn't stick around long enough to laugh a long time. External image not preserved — inspect source: http://homegrownforums.com/forums/html/emoticons/sad1.gif

i would have paid to have had a camera then.

It would suck if she'd gotten into a wreck and got killed or something, cuz they'd he'd be responsible for murder....

i'd say fuck her. at least it wasn't me in the car.

one time i had this old halloween costume that made me look like that dude from house of 1000 corpses. the one with like looong blonde hair. anyway it was a hat attached to a wig and a black trench coat. and one day we were over near where this dude worked we knew and i had it on and this car beside me had two guys in it but the dude in the passenager side looked like an old lady. and i was running around acting retarded playing music zippers and shit.. and i went up this hill and was over in this ladies yard. well suddenly i see this dude walking my way with a broom stick looking pissed off and i saw that it was the manager of that store. so i took off running into the woods nearby and took the costume off and came back down and saw these two buff guys talking to my friend and they spotted me and i heard the guy say "is that one of them? who is he?" and they started towards me and i took off running and the manager came outta nowhere and grabbed me. and was like.. are you adem.. and i was like.. no i'm alan.. and this black dude came over and a white dude and flashed me undercover badges and i was like ohh fuck.. they told me all this shit like how some lady lives in that house and if she would have seen me she had a weak heart and woulda died and i would have been arrested for murder and gah it was all bullshit. pointed out a no tresspassing sign but i said over and over that i didn't see it. they asked the manager if he wanted to press charges.. and i was like.. wtf for i didn't do anything to him. i hate cops. External image not preserved — inspect source: http://homegrownforums.com/forums/html/emoticons/mad1.gif

I dont think she wouldve died...not like you tried to kill her..

Yeah, she must have had a really weak heart if that would have killed her External image not preserved — inspect source: http://homegrownforums.com/forums/html/emoticons/innocent.gif

yea well they were being gay about it all. acting like i was going to be all scared and shit. they got pissed because i was laughing at everything they said. it was really funny to me.

You got off without getting in any trouble didn't you

yea i did.

That's cool, it's gay that they gave you shit in the first place though