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Newbies introduce yourself here

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dogma2[SND]
post #33
02 July 2004, 18:37 UTC#33
Welcome everyone..
RESISTANCE
post #34
02 July 2004, 19:25 UTC#34
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Wilbur
post #36
17 July 2004, 06:20 UTC#36
Post more to become cool. Welcome....
JCM
post #37
19 July 2004, 01:20 UTC#37
Welcome.
dogma2[SND]
post #38
19 July 2004, 01:37 UTC#38
welcome everyone new
The Blargh
post #40
23 July 2004, 09:59 UTC#40
I am The Blargh, I was born into a wealthy family in Eastern Madagascar and lived throughout my childhood by working in a coal mine from the age of five right up untill I was about 15, when it collapsed and killed my entire family.

I survived on my own for the next 2 years in a treehouse I built with mud and the remains of my deceased ancestors.
I feed on local fruits and animals untill the day I contracted blarghenthratis, a rare disease, which forced me to walk 196kms uphill, both ways, to the closest conurbation.

Staggering into the local hospital, I collapsed in a heap in the waiting room and woke up on the operating table with a scaple in my stomach and 30 people standing around watching, it was then the "doctor" realised I was still awake and knocked me out with an iron frypan.

When I woke up again, I was on a ship bound for a strange country of which I had never heard of before. I had a 45cm scar from my naval upwards and was missing an eye, also I had a strange craving for bottled hibiscus flower juice and paw paw salad.
I got up to explore the ship but was quickly punched in the jaw by the Captain, who explained that I was precious cargo and that if I did anything but breathe he'd sodomise me and force me to listen to Celine Dion albums on a continous loop for 29 hours a day.

Horrified, I sat down for 2 years in the same spot not moving a muscle even to eat or drink, untill one day one of the crew pitied my situaton and explained to me that this "precious cargo" was the 50kg of meth amphetamines inside my body.

Infuriated, I cracked him in the mouth, knocking him unconscious, grabbed his musket and killed everyone on the ship, twice. I jumped off the side of the boat and swam for another 11 months non-stop untill I reached the shores of Australia.

Exhausted, I staggered into an internet cafe and typed this post with the remainder of my energy.







Actually none of that is true, I just post on the T0 forums and clicked the link that Chris posted.

I signed up for the sole reason that this forum has an arcade, also I enjoy watching kids get their shit fucked up.
RandomActsofStupidity
post #43
23 July 2004, 22:26 UTC#43
good work dude, keep it up and you'll be a good candidate for the winner of the HGF Promotion contest, depending on what other members do....
chris_fragile
post #44
28 July 2004, 13:52 UTC#44
I'm not new just been off here for a long time. Kind of forgot.
tomilious
post #45
28 July 2004, 16:54 UTC#45
im new.
RandomActsofStupidity
post #46
28 July 2004, 19:05 UTC#46
Not by your join date your not.......but by your post count yes
dogma2[SND]
post #47
28 July 2004, 20:52 UTC#47
Why are you an smod? Im just wondering, dont take hostility.
dogma2[SND]
post #49
29 July 2004, 01:56 UTC#49
ya hez teh n00web.
Wilbur
post #50
29 July 2004, 02:13 UTC#50
Hmmmm i dont know him...
RandomActsofStupidity
post #51
29 July 2004, 02:47 UTC#51
He must be good friends with gazza.....or something
dogma2[SND]
post #52
29 July 2004, 03:05 UTC#52
No, I think he helped with this site. He used to post at ckf a while ago. I remember his avatar was the matrix.
tomilious
post #55
29 July 2004, 15:30 UTC#55
QUOTE Why are you an smod? Im just wondering, dont take hostility.


dunno.


QUOTE Yeah, he also runs http://www.technowax.net really cool site.


thanks dude, its no so cool anymore though, some ass rapist hacked us, and deleted our entire database.

QUOTE He must be good friends with gazza.....or something


its a strictly professional relationship .. haha


QUOTE He used to post at ckyforums a while ago.


still do, just not much.
Wilbur
post #56
29 July 2004, 17:25 UTC#56
Well then welcome tom.
adEm
post #58
04 August 2004, 08:06 UTC#58
i'm new. i'm adem. i use to help run bridgebum.net until it was shut down. all our videos. wiped out. gay as fuck.

anyway just thought i'd say hey bitches.
dogma2[SND]
post #59
04 August 2004, 11:26 UTC#59
Welcome Adem. Sad to say I didn't get to visit your site to kill my boredom because it was unbenownst to me.

QUOTE its a strictly professional relationship .. haha


You're right, hes mine asshole ;)
Wilbur
post #60
04 August 2004, 17:51 UTC#60
Welcome adem. Your site just redirects to entensity now. What happened to get it shut down?