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post #1
28 July 2004, 20:44 UTC#1
Most of you probably have fantasised over some point over lesbians, however the truth is that this is a false indication. Lesbians are usually the uglist of woman, and act in a very manly manner, they are not like proper woman, and don't fancy you men, so why do we obsess about them? I was just thinking whats the obsession when they arn't and hardly ever are attractive woman.
post #2
28 July 2004, 20:47 UTC#2
Well, we can still jerk off to them... Yeah!

Nah but the only ones we fantasize about are the ones in pornos, not the ones in oklahoma biggrin.gif
post #3
28 July 2004, 20:49 UTC#3
QUOTE (dogma2[SND] @ Jul 28 2004, 08:47 PM) Well, we can still jerk off to them... Yeah!

Nah but the only ones we fantasize about are the ones in pornos, not the ones in oklahoma biggrin.gif

I know that, but I mean when you say how much you like lesbians, the ones in porno probably arn't even real lesbo's My point is why obsess over something you can never have?
post #4
28 July 2004, 20:51 UTC#4
Because everyone knows girl on girl action is better then boy on girl action. Its just the way it is. Also, by fantasize most of the time we mean masturbate furiously, and thats why. I know we could never have them, but they are still good when you need a jerk.
post #6
29 July 2004, 01:39 UTC#6
yeah bewbs 4 lyfe.
post #8
29 July 2004, 01:43 UTC#8
Theres a lesbian in our school, and they were all like i love you oh yeah. And then one stuck a chicken finger down her boob crack and im like this is gettin hot. And my friend wooped because they were hot, and they started making out and shit and every guy had his hand in his pocket oh shit its was fuckin sweet.
post #10
29 July 2004, 02:08 UTC#10
What its true. They were just walknig down mah block yesterday, and I gave em a dollar an shit and they started making out with the dog they was walkin', oh man was it nigga-sweet. Then I said, make out with me, and they said hell no that would be gay!
post #11
29 July 2004, 02:12 UTC#11
HAHAHA you got shut down.
post #12
29 July 2004, 02:51 UTC#12
To dogma: Pay them to do stuff like make out and secretly tape it, then show us External image not preserved — inspect source: http://homegrownforums.com/forums/html/emoticons/wink1.gif

QUOTE Most lesbians are hot, but some of our local ones are some of the ugliest bitches alive. So greasy ewww.
post #13
29 July 2004, 03:04 UTC#13
Yeah I did. Fuckin lesbians. Anyway, i'll try d00d. Ill get em to do some 1337 stuff.
post #15
29 July 2004, 03:44 UTC#15
Yeah we do.
post #16
29 July 2004, 04:05 UTC#16
Find one.
post #17
29 July 2004, 08:28 UTC#17
You find one. I'm too lazy.
post #19
29 July 2004, 17:07 UTC#19
Nice, now all we need is for gazaa to add it to the smileys.
post #20
29 July 2004, 17:44 UTC#20
Someone edit him so he has really long stringy hair that goes back and fourth with him, that'd be cool
post #22
29 July 2004, 19:35 UTC#22
Yes, the ones that are real girls...
post #23
29 July 2004, 19:51 UTC#23
I had a leasbian teacher once. She was my art teacher. She was way masculine too. She would always stand one foot on a chair an lean on her knee too. Its really gay. alos when I went to steal a pencil I found a playboy in her desk.
post #25
29 July 2004, 21:35 UTC#25
haha "no, I started jacking my pencil"


naah j/k man ;)
post #26
29 July 2004, 22:43 UTC#26
QUOTE (dogma2[SND] @ Jul 30 2004, 05:51 AM) I had a leasbian teacher once. She was my art teacher. She was way masculine too. She would always stand one foot on a chair an lean on her knee too. Its really gay. alos when I went to steal a pencil I found a playboy in her desk.

She could've bought it only for the articles....

I have a question, why in the name of fuck did you want to steal a pencil??

They only cost about 20 cents, you should've aimed higher.

Perhaps the TV and VCRs or I dunno, anything but a pencil.
post #27
30 July 2004, 03:09 UTC#27
QUOTE I have a question, why in the name of fuck did you want to steal a pencil??

They only cost about 20 cents, you should've aimed higher.


here they charge you at least a quarter at school if you don't have one and need one....fucking highway robbery......
post #28
30 July 2004, 03:13 UTC#28
Nah, you need one for art or else you get an F fro class participaitino for the day. And I was gonna jack the playboy, just nowhere to hide it. (no binder in art)
post #29
30 July 2004, 03:49 UTC#29
QUOTE (dogma2[SND] @ Jul 30 2004, 03:13 AM) Nah, you need one for art or else you get an F fro class participaitino for the day. And I was gonna jack the playboy, just nowhere to hide it. (no binder in art)

Put it in the back of your pants where your ass is. They wont ask for it back...
post #30
30 July 2004, 05:04 UTC#30
QUOTE (RandomActsofStupidity @ Jul 30 2004, 01:09 PM) QUOTE I have a question, why in the name of fuck did you want to steal a pencil??

They only cost about 20 cents, you should've aimed higher.


here they charge you at least a quarter at school if you don't have one and need one....fucking highway robbery......

That's fucking stupid, schools must suck in America.

It's only 25c, but still....

Couldn't you just ask your mates, or some random Joe Bumfuck for a pencil?