Peter jokes

This keeps gazaa and i amused for hours.

Its very simple, when you get the hang of it. In our school there used to be this guy called peter. He is tall, thin, Danish, dumb, scrunched up face like a prune or something, and had really low dumb voice.

In class he would say dumb things like: "Is a handyman really handy", and then roar with laughter at his joke. No-one else would laugh. His laugh would be like a walrus, that sort of ´oor oor´, an old motorbike straining up a hill.

Any way, gazaa and i make jokes about him all the time. Even though we last saw him about 1 year ago. So, we´ll start the first few and then you can have a go.

Peter came out of the shower with a flannel around his waist, and his own mother was almost sick.

Peter redecorated his room using 150 pink higlighters.

Peter always walks home from school. The journey takes one day. As he walks home for the weekend, by the time he gets home, it is time to go back to school. "Oh, goodie, goodie".

Ive got some peter jokes. But literally peter jokes.

"Is a walrus really part wall?"
"Is a spoon into poon"
"Is the Faggio car in Grand Theft Auto a homosexual"
"Is gazaa, really ga-ga"
"Is dogma a dog"


man i should write his material and bank out.

"was dogma Jay or that silent bob guy"
"do pumbers really eat plumbs"
"when the doctor says an apple a day keeps the doctor away, does he mean the fruit or the computer"
"oor oor, in that last joke I said fruit"
"Why do they call homosexuals fruits? why not vegetables"

theres some peter jokes

Is dogma really a dog?

Btw da bubba posted on my acccount for me while he was at my house.

Peace

"Butt"
"oor oor I said butt"

oor oor, are you a soft dog? oor oor

lol
"Whats the deal with firecrackers, I've never seen a burning ritz"
"and wats up with cartoons, I find nothing vehicular about them"
"I wonder if that gaza fellow is really from gaza, or if it's just another p2p program"

Bahaha.

Whats my name again. Oh yeah peterfile.

You know, im not just saying it, but you guys are pretty good at peter jokes.

And youve never met him.

Respect to you all.

Is da bubba a redneck?
Are cigarettes girls?
Is Home Improvment a DIY show?
Are you jesus?
Id like to shack up with mother Earth
Is A Perfect Circle really perfect?
Is Tool a wrench?

OOR OOR OOR! IM FUNNY!!

If anyone wants to see how peters voice sounds go to the 'Peter Singing' topic.

Note. It is an impercination of him, not the real peter.

But it sounds like the real peter, ahaha.

Exaclty like the real peter, even is mum couldnt tell the difference.

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is an 'andyman 'eally 'andy? oor oor oor