Friday night

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xtc:

I might come over yours, steal all of your vodka red bull, and then go to sleep after a fat *****, er something fat. Yes, a beef burger, a fat beefburger. I love beef burgers.

You nigger, you mean smoke my weed?

Don't make me feel uncomfortable.

(feeling braver)


Er, in a way: -----> yes

And then steal, your bike keys and your pc.



ps. im no ordinary nigger, im the legendary nigger in knickers

fuckyou, i am so hardcore

You dont think ive got the balls, hey punk?

No i dont you motherfucker, you dont have any balls.

You have such small balls, you have a microscope built into your pants, so you can see your dick to wank/piss.

At least i actually have them, you one-eyed nigger. Your mouth is in your genital area.

Excuse me, think about this:

Ever wondered why I always wear pants with large pockets - they help support my enormous balls.

Your pants suport two large socks you shoved up your anus.

Yeah, but those two large socks, were for keeping my two large balls warm.

Yeah, the balls you nicked of your grandad.

Yes, i have to admit, i did inherit my granfathers large balls, they didnt come from my grandmother.

(moron)

Ok, you may have had ball enlargements, but i guess you dont have the fuck stick to go with it.

Actualy, i had ball shrinkage. I couldnt bear the pain of them bumping on the ground, every time i walked.

<Dont even mention staris>

I still have my rats balls (he was neutered), i can lend them to you. I'm sure it will be a huge improvement from your current ones. Maybe you wont need the microscope on your pants anymore, downgrade to jsut a mgnifying glass.

Your balls are 100% fake silicon pieces of glorified shit, you got no dick, when they tried to shrink your balls they cut that off by mistake.

Even with most of my dick cut off, it still measure about 10 inches.

And my balls, are completely natual ill have you know.

My dick could kick your dicks ass.

My dick is so long, even elephants are surprised, i have to coil it around my head, its a real asset to the ladies you know.

As for elephants being supprised; they were probably dissapointed with the size of your dick. (they are used to eating peanuts)

And to get your dick to wrap around you head, you had to stetch for as long as physicaly possible, with the end product; one long, hair-thin dick.

Shutup or I'll ban your small balled ass. As for the peanut bit, yeah they used to seeing you.

QUOTE (xtc @ Jul 17 2004, 12:47 AM) even elephants are surprised

you may not have seen them (remember you are too thick to notice most things) but these inteligent creatures noticed you, and they told me due to your stupidity you had forgotten to put on your clothes when you left your house, they saw everything, and said they were horified at your lack of manhood.Reproducing will be impossible for you.

<:spam:>erz why don't you just fight in person External image not preserved — inspect source: http://homegrownforums.com/forums/html/emoticons/blahblah.gif

QUOTE (xtc @ Jul 17 2004, 01:05 AM) you may not have seen them (remember you are too thick to notice most things) but these inteligent creatures noticed you, and they told me due to your stupidity you had forgotten to put on your clothes when you left your house, they saw everything, and said they were horified at your lack of manhood.Reproducing will be impossible for you.

Talking to animals is a sign of intelligence.

*Somebody get the gas*

We should make a poll, the results will be something like:



Is talking to animals a sign of inteilgence?

No, (da bubba's answer) [ 0 ] [0.00%]
Yes, (xtc's answer) [ 83 ] [100.00%]



Conclusion, you are a complete moron.

I posted cause i can.

HAHA this thread kicks ass!