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Random Vin Diesel Facts

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post #1
25 April 2005, 09:53 UTC#1
http://www.4q.cc/vin/
*refresh to view more*


Here are some of my favs

Vin Diesel has a black belt in pudding, which is not a martial art. He's just that good at it.

Vin Diesel regularly had unprotected sex with Magic Johnson and Freddie Mercury just to prove he's immune to the AIDS virus. Obviously, he was. Freddie Mercury died and Magic Johnson's talk show was a miserable failure, and Vin is as successful as ever.

When the world finally ends, Vin Diesel will clotheline the 3rd Horseman of the Apocolypse and steal his horse.

Have you ever danced with Vin Diesel in the pale moonlight? Vin Diesel has.

Vin Diesel has never tasted a lime and chooses not to.

Will Smith once said, "I got to get me one of these." Vin Diesel does in fact have one of those.

Vin Diesel's X-ray vision causes cancer. He uses this fact to comedic effect at parties

Vin Diesel is the only one who may touch The Last Unicorn.

The comic book series "Sin City" is an autobiographical account of Vin Diesel's exploits in Overland Park, Kansas.

My friend Mark said that he saw Vin Diesel totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window.

Vin Diesel is one of twelve men in the world with a license to hunt humans.
post #2
25 April 2005, 10:26 UTC#2
I like vin, his movies rule
post #3
25 April 2005, 10:38 UTC#3
Hahahahah

Yeah, Vin Diesel rules
post #6
26 April 2005, 07:23 UTC#6
QUOTE My friend Mark said that he saw Vin Diesel totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window.



LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
best.ever
post #8
27 April 2005, 19:51 UTC#8
cracks me up biggrin.gif

Vin Diesel has won the international potato sack skateboarding consecutively for the last 7 years, stealing the crown from the previous holder, Tom selleck. In 1998, Vin pioneered the 'inverted tater bag head back flip', which involves removing the sack and placing it over your head, while simultaneously standing on your head on the board and back flipping, a move that was taught to him by his master, Mr. Selleck, who could not actually complete the manuver himself. Selleck was so crushed that his apprentice had finally reached a level higher than himself that he swore never to potatosack skateboard again, and is now the leader of an anti potatosack skateboarding cult in Northwest Belgium.
post #9
27 April 2005, 20:00 UTC#9
lol vin is fucked
post #10
05 May 2005, 19:21 UTC#10
break her heart I'll break your leg's that's a quote from fastb and the furious
post #11
06 May 2005, 00:58 UTC#11
The fast and the furious brought out the ricer in all of us
post #12
06 May 2005, 01:43 UTC#12
QUOTE (deep heat @ May 5 2005, 09:21 PM) break her heart I'll break your leg's that's a quote from fastb and the furious

Break her heart and I'll break your neck*
post #13
06 May 2005, 01:53 UTC#13
*wait for hansen to post
post #15
21 May 2005, 09:35 UTC#15
QUOTE (gman @ May 6 2005, 01:43 AM) QUOTE (deep heat @ May 5 2005, 09:21 PM) break her heart I'll break  your leg's that's a quote from fastb and the furious

Break her heart and I'll break your neck*

yeah thats the one
post #16
21 May 2005, 09:37 UTC#16
hey I just saw an advert for his new movie its surposed to be comady