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da bubba
post #1
16 April 2005, 00:26 UTC#1
This thread was inspired, by the countless stories of paco and jose, when they were stoned. You would have to see it to believe it. To summarize their main activities, they:

puke everywhere

kick the shit out of my dog

start fighting, for no reason

drink pure vodka




Oh yeah, this is my story:


It was 12 o'clock, and I went shared a joint with a friend around the back of the 6th form common room. I am not skiving lessons, as this was during one of my few, free periods. After getting moderately stoned, and talking about absolute rubbish for an hour, it was time for physics. Inside physics, the teacher was gabbling on about some electrical circuit, while I was staring out the window. Suddenly I felt it was necessary for me to get the full details of this circuit. I turned over the nearest piece of paper, and asked 'teach' to describe the circuit to me, so I could draw it. (I still have no clue what made me think this circuit was so important).

I then spent ages carefuly drawing the circuit, on the back of the piece of paper. Meanwhile everyone is staring at me, and I have no clue why - I just don't care. After I am finished, I place down my pencil proudly, and beam. My friend then leans over, and turns over the piece of paper, to reveal the circuit the teacher was desicribing. Everyone roared with laughter, but I just sat there, bewildered.


After that was break, and I decided to play football. I could not remeber what goal I was scoring at I ended up tackling anyone with the ball, resulting in getting kicked of the pitch.

Came home and slept. Got up and went out to play guitar with a friend. Came home, had dinner, watched tv, using pc now.
gman
post #3
16 April 2005, 00:30 UTC#3
Probably last winter when I was up in the campo (large field) camping out with mates, we got so stoned smoking with 3 people at a time inside one tent, so you rebreathe all the smoke. They asked me for a beer I gave them a lighter, when they asked me for a ciggarette I gave them a torch...was really odd, but funny as hell.
Nico
post #4
16 April 2005, 00:33 UTC#4
hmm stoner stories, loads to think of lol. we went for a smoke down the woods at lunch. we were proper mongoed, and there was this really cheesy song out at the time like 2 year ago by some dodgy danish band and we kept singin it, summit along the lines of "everybody...." anyway back to school, time for p.e....basketball, the day before I had an altercation with one of my mates, anyway it boiled over at basketball and he kicked my ass coz I was fuckin stoned off my cunt....pretty random I know biggrin.gif
da bubba
post #5
16 April 2005, 00:33 UTC#5
Hahaha, good one gaz (and nicco).
Word
post #6
16 April 2005, 00:35 UTC#6
I was driving while really stoned, the weed I had done before was really strong and I think laced with something. Anway I was driving and I fully hallucinated a road, I started turning right, and all my mates in the car start going "WOAH WHAT THE FUCK ARRRRRRRH" when I got close to it it just snapped back an the road whent left again, it was buzzy as fuck.
mutley
post #7
16 April 2005, 00:41 UTC#7
heres mine

PART 1
one time I went to my friend tyler's house to get high. He made a gravity bong, we were hitting that shit. After three hits of that shit(I had a low tolerance level), I was tripping. At times, I lost concentration of what everyone was saying. My hands felt like they were repelling eachother. 2 minutes felt like 5 hours going by. At points, I thought I was in my garage.
PART 2
Tyler had to leave at 630 to go somewhere, so he kicked us out. I couldn't go home, I knew my mom and dad would figure it out. So I go on a bikeride on my bike. I went all over town. And to be honest, I forgot what happened and where I went on the very next day. All I remember is I went by the creek near us, sat on a trunk and just kept hitting my head saying "jello 9, jello 9"(We were listening to "Revolution 9" at tylers).


sorry for the length, thats what I remember lol
gman
post #8
16 April 2005, 00:42 UTC#8
Awesome story Dan
da bubba
post #9
16 April 2005, 00:48 UTC#9
Yeah, that is a great story.
UselessOne
post #10
16 April 2005, 00:59 UTC#10
My stoner story like omg omg omg !!! hahaahhahahaha
















ohhh... Just slap me silly and label me "sXe."
gman
post #11
16 April 2005, 01:01 UTC#11
like totally omg
UselessOne
post #12
16 April 2005, 01:03 UTC#12

AHAHAHAHRAHWRIH @i4h14o8124

ohhh what a funny story. Gosh I ccrack myself up.

*Sighs.*
UselessOne
post #14
16 April 2005, 01:07 UTC#14
Yeah, but I killed the forum after that one. It all went silent. lol
Greg
post #16
16 April 2005, 01:21 UTC#16
I'm going to my friends house we go to his room. I load up a bowl of 30's torch the lighter and put it an iche away for the bowl. Next thing I hear 'fuck my moms back!! dont light up. Finally she leaves. I take only a few good hits. SInce it was one of my first times I did not get stoned but I walk back upstairs and I hear my friend just looking and talking to his pants...
gman
post #17
16 April 2005, 01:37 UTC#17
Haha, noice
mutley
post #18
16 April 2005, 02:34 UTC#18
All the other times, I just forgot. The night I go to bed, I forget what I did that day, its sux