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I was beat up by pikeys

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post #31
13 April 2005, 04:01 UTC#31
yeah lol....haha I would love to go there and call people Fags lol......
post #32
13 April 2005, 04:04 UTC#32
Yeah, I thought about that once too. Call someone from the UK a fag and they'll be like "I'm not a cigarette."
post #33
13 April 2005, 04:06 UTC#33
lol thats what I say when ever my friend Calls me a fag....Ill be like IM NOT A FUCKING DAMN CIGARETTE!!!! lol
post #34
13 April 2005, 04:09 UTC#34
I am.
post #35
13 April 2005, 04:10 UTC#35
Cig or a Fag?? lol
post #36
13 April 2005, 04:10 UTC#36
I'm a cigarette.



And somewhat of a fruit.
post #37
13 April 2005, 06:49 UTC#37
QUOTE (CrackerStew @ Apr 13 2005, 04:01 AM) yeah lol....haha I would love to go there and call people Fags lol......

it still means gay aswell in the uk, u call someone a fag there ganna take offence to it, or just go ' yeha whatever, can I suck you cock?!'
post #38
13 April 2005, 06:57 UTC#38
O ok haha then was that like in england or Paris or sumthing?? (Arnt they all the same?? lol)
post #39
13 April 2005, 07:26 UTC#39
QUOTE (CrackerStew @ Apr 13 2005, 07:57 AM) O ok haha then was that like in england or Paris or sumthing?? (Arnt they all the same?? lol)

It's amazing how bad American ppl are at geographics...(dont like to genarlize but still I'm dooing it) eg. I once spoke to a teacher from nevada or sumtin' and she didn't know shit about europe... "Isn't Helsinki in Holland?" NO DUMBASS!! "The capitol of Spain, Rome, is such a lovely place" ...brakeing my balls here lady, brakeing my balls...

And some people think europe is a country biggrin.gif that cracks me up everytime... I've been to your United States of Whatever a dozzen of times and it's a lovely country with very very kind and polite people... but still there is something very wrong about you... External image not preserved — inspect source: http://homegrownforums.com/html/emoticons/Copy of unsure.gif

Australia is a bit like the US except that ppl arent stupid there... j/k seriously j/k





Sucks beeing jumped by a "gang" espescially when your taking a piss.. and youre pissed... not nice... sue those bastards !
post #40
13 April 2005, 07:28 UTC#40
in america, are everybody so fat as we get the impression of in europe?
post #41
13 April 2005, 07:35 UTC#41
QUOTE (Ding_Dong @ Apr 13 2005, 09:28 AM) in america, are everybody so fat as we get the impression of in europe?

The portions of food I hear are excessive, so living there it would be hard not to get fat, but people still have pride, so thats more of a TV thing I'd guess.
post #42
13 April 2005, 08:30 UTC#42
but in cops u always seen whitetrash fattys who punch wifes and break things...

tv lies most of the time but it isnt true the camera adds 10pounds haha
post #43
13 April 2005, 09:02 UTC#43
QUOTE (EVIL-WEBBY @ Apr 12 2005, 11:56 PM) randomdan can you remeber what they look like? have alook at this site here and see if you can see if any look like the ones who jumped you.

damn webby u always find something hillarious to say, nice 1 biggrin.gif
post #44
13 April 2005, 17:48 UTC#44
QUOTE (Randumb-Dan @ Apr 13 2005, 09:02 AM) Friday night, 10pm 'ish.

I was getting drunk with some girls from my school, I went round the corner for a piss and I was set upon by 3 chavs/pikeys/nolifescum.
I could'nt defend myself, there were no appropriate items around me that I could use against them as a weapon, and my fists were no good, because im not a good fighter, and there was 3v1, so im not gona fight back.

Anywho, they said "what ya doing fuckin mosher", as they normally do.
I just turned back to my own business and pulled my zip up, so they wouldnt try to suck my penis. (joke)

So the one kid, out of nowhere belted me full smack and I swayed to the side, but still stood my ground, I asked him what he did it for.
Then the other noob hit me in the temple full smack, (he looked the strongest/hardest one), I fell to the floor.

Next thing was, I woke up (so id been knocked out)...I walked back over to the girls and said "did you see any of that" and they replied gahh I need a fag...(they were too drunk and wernt even looking)

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SITUATION THE NEXT DAY
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Well, I woke up and I had the worst headache, I was in so much pain, its the worst migrain/head pain ive ever had in my life..
*This carryied on until Now (tuesday night)*
The pain isnt going away, ive been to A&E and my GP...they may have done permanent damage.

Ill keep you posted, but you probly dont care Copy of sad.gif

Ive been having migran

Sorry man....

We didnt no it was you...

Get Well Soon biggrin.gif
post #45
13 April 2005, 17:51 UTC#45
QUOTE I just turned back to my own business and pulled my zip up, so they wouldnt try to suck my penis. (joke)



hahahhahahhahhhahahahahha nice 1
post #46
13 April 2005, 17:52 UTC#46
QUOTE (LNDL - Mikey @ Apr 13 2005, 05:48 PM) QUOTE (Randumb-Dan @ Apr 13 2005, 09:02 AM) Friday night, 10pm 'ish.

I was getting drunk with some girls from my school, I went round the corner for a piss and I was set upon by 3 chavs/pikeys/nolifescum.
I could'nt defend myself, there were no appropriate items around me that I could use against them as a weapon, and my fists were no good, because im not a good fighter, and there was 3v1, so im not gona fight back.

Anywho, they said "what ya doing fuckin mosher", as they normally do.
I just turned back to my own business and pulled my zip up, so they wouldnt try to suck my penis. (joke)

So the one kid, out of nowhere belted me full smack and I swayed to the side, but still stood my ground, I asked him what he did it for.
Then the other noob hit me in the temple full smack, (he looked the strongest/hardest one), I fell to the floor.

Next thing was, I woke up (so id been knocked out)...I walked back over to the girls and said "did you see any of that" and they replied gahh I need a fag...(they were too drunk and wernt even looking)

----------------------------
SITUATION THE NEXT DAY
----------------------------

Well, I woke up and I had the worst headache, I was in so much pain, its the worst migrain/head pain ive ever had in my life..
*This carryied on until Now (tuesday night)*
The pain isnt going away, ive been to A&E and my GP...they may have done permanent damage.

Ill keep you posted, but you probly dont care Copy of sad.gif

Ive been having migran

Sorry man....

We didnt no it was you...

Get Well Soon biggrin.gif

aha, another comedian :) THANX MIKEY THE PIKEY
post #47
13 April 2005, 21:21 UTC#47
QUOTE (j0nes @ Apr 13 2005, 07:26 AM) QUOTE (CrackerStew @ Apr 13 2005, 07:57 AM) O ok haha then was that like in england or Paris or sumthing?? (Arnt they all the same?? lol)

It's amazing how bad American ppl are at geographics...(dont like to genarlize but still I'm dooing it) eg. I once spoke to a teacher from nevada or sumtin' and she didn't know shit about europe... "Isn't Helsinki in Holland?" NO DUMBASS!! "The capitol of Spain, Rome, is such a lovely place" ...brakeing my balls here lady, brakeing my balls...

And some people think europe is a country biggrin.gif that cracks me up everytime... I've been to your United States of Whatever a dozzen of times and it's a lovely country with very very kind and polite people... but still there is something very wrong about you... External image not preserved — inspect source: http://homegrownforums.com/html/emoticons/Copy of unsure.gif

Australia is a bit like the US except that ppl arent stupid there... j/k seriously j/k

George W Bush thought our Prime Minister's name was "Tim Horton" because Tim Hortons is like the American Starbucks.---IDIOT



post #48
13 April 2005, 23:36 UTC#48
Thought id let all the people who isn't sure what a chav see what they are actually like.

Here is an example --->CLICK HERE<--- He is called Devvo and is a proper english chav.

He is a skater in real life, but he acts like a chav for the "Devvo Clips"

More here: Fat-Pie: Devvo