Stupid experiences

Got any dumb experiences?

A couple of mine would be 2 years ago, I was searching kazaa for porn, my dad came in and I clicked show desktop, some porn popup appeared, so I clicked show desktop again, and a massive orgy picture appeared. My dad never said anything, but his face was a picture

Or when this chick chased me with a bottle of water trying to wet me at school, I turned around to look her whilst running and tripped over like 10 chairs aligned in the corridor and smashed my head into the poll, spraying blood everywhere and chipping my tooth, hardcore External image not preserved — inspect source: http://homegrownforums.com/html/emoticons/Copy of happy.gif

Had any yourself?

my whole life has had crazy storys and twists, its made me who I am today



buy my book when its out

back when I was in school I was walking to the school bus counting my change when I wlaked in to a lap post and then found my self on the floor with loads peopel laughing at me including my brother and his friends External image not preserved — inspect source: http://homegrownforums.com/html/emoticons/crying.gif they were older and hes mates were fit cringy

gman, please tell me whats wrong with that ftp

shopplifting at walmart. The security gaurds kicked the shit out of me then let me go.

QUOTE (T0M @ Apr 12 2005, 01:57 AM) gman, please tell me whats wrong with that ftp

passing out on a litre of vodka at sum girls' party at new year and ending up in her garden with puke everywhere and everyone looking at me like am sum kinda alcoholic hobbo

wel... this 1 time my bf wuz lik fellin frisky or watevar n I cudnt get it up.

^HAHAHAHA

gman, sorry to keep bothering you but I PM'd the error it's giving me on FlashFXP. I put everything in there right. Check your PM

QUOTE (EVIL-WEBBY @ Apr 11 2005, 06:50 PM) my whole life has had crazy storys and twists, its made me who I am today



buy my book when its out

QUOTE (Aaron @ Apr 12 2005, 02:19 AM) Also, I seen a guy get hit by a car today..

gman, check PM..

QUOTE (gman @ Apr 11 2005, 07:22 PM) QUOTE (Aaron @ Apr 12 2005, 02:19 AM) Also, I seen a guy get hit by a car today..

How hard was he hit, haha

Pretty fucking hard. The car was flying. I think just the mirror hit or something. I didn't stick around. But I was hard.

yes I do

QUOTE (DEX @ Apr 12 2005, 12:53 AM) yes I do

QUOTE (deen0 @ Apr 12 2005, 03:02 AM) QUOTE (DEX @ Apr 12 2005, 12:53 AM) yes I do

school & work, heh

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erm erm erm I HAVE A GOOD ONE

well was at a party and usual I get really really stinkin drunk,
so I like passed out drunk in the garden and this huge ugly mad chick started suckin me of, I was still there but I cudnt move or hardly talk. So she did it for like an hour, I was asking mates for help but they just laughed at me FUKERS then she went upstairs to ask the guys why I didnt cum (cause I was soo drunk wqhole time I hadnt been up) so ma mate thought it be funny to get me OWNED by telling the chick that Scandinavian dudes like getting theyr ass poked, so she came with a GLOVE, thank god that was when 2 other chicks were kinda helping me and I got away from Shrek.

LOL!
the guy wanted to OWNED me cause once he was same state as me I got him wearign a miniskirt and some lipstick then I got a gay guy to touch his ass and cock! lol was sooooo funny


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Hahahahahha, those stories sound hilarious

QUOTE (Junkie Kalle @ Apr 12 2005, 03:07 PM) erm erm erm I HAVE A GOOD ONE

well was at a party and usual I get really really stinkin drunk,
so I like passed out drunk in the garden and this huge ugly mad chick started suckin me of, I was still there but I cudnt move or hardly talk. So she did it for like an hour, I was asking mates for help but they just laughed at me FUKERS then she went upstairs to ask the guys why I didnt cum (cause I was soo drunk wqhole time I hadnt been up) so ma mate thought it be funny to get me OWNED by telling the chick that Scandinavian dudes like getting theyr ass poked, so she came with a GLOVE, thank god that was when 2 other chicks were kinda helping me and I got away from Shrek.

LOL!
the guy wanted to OWNED me cause once he was same state as me I got him wearign a miniskirt and some lipstick then I got a gay guy to touch his ass and cock! lol was sooooo funny


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This one time, at Band Camp...

ja ja ja, thoose are ell so funni


yo tengo uno tambien:

about a month ago, me and jose and gazaa hed just smooked 3 grande joynts eech at bubbas house. ve ver veri stooned, ja ja ja. then I daired gazaa tu drink a hole vodka boddle in one drink, ef yu understant. he managed eet wiv tears in hees ies. he then puked everyvere, and ell over bubbas dog. he then vent do bed, and puked everyvere in their. on the pillows and everzing. bubba spend 7 soled howes cleening everyzing. da dog had to be tagen to da vets. we laffed for daise. bubba has furgiven uz tho, he iz a gud person.

we muzt rite a sung abaut this time, jajajaja

My latest stupid experience would be that I thought it said "Exercises" not "experiences"!!

moving on...

I jumped in the pool at my school full clothed once, it was horrible. So went to the school boiler room, and took off my trousers and shoes to put in the dryer, I was stanging there in my boxers and school shirt with my scocks and some people came down and took a picture of me in my boxers!!!! is a really funny pick I still have it.