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post #1
11 April 2005, 23:27 UTC#1
Topic title speaks for itself
post #2
11 April 2005, 23:28 UTC#2
No I don't.

Gazaa you make these kind of threads all the time, but you never give your own answer or opinion...
post #5
11 April 2005, 23:37 UTC#5
sometimes I dont believe but then I look at myself in the mirra and remember who the real god is
post #6
11 April 2005, 23:38 UTC#6
I knew there would be clever remarks, loel....

I am an antagonist
post #7
11 April 2005, 23:44 UTC#7
I was brought up to believe in all that, but I don't really think its possible for some random bearded dude to be up there in the heavans and a devil sticking red hot pokers up people's arses for eternity External image not preserved — inspect source: http://homegrownforums.com/html/emoticons/Copy of diablo.gif

I do wear a crucifix though External image not preserved — inspect source: http://homegrownforums.com/html/emoticons/Copy of huh.gif External image not preserved — inspect source: http://homegrownforums.com/html/emoticons/Copy of fool.gif
post #8
11 April 2005, 23:45 UTC#8
but yeah why not, I do, I went into a church and filmed myself flipping offa big old painting of jesus

the next day I almost got killed by 2 cars twice with in 1 min...

its bad enuff just one, then again 30secs later...haha no
post #9
11 April 2005, 23:46 UTC#9
Top 10 signs you know you're a Christian.


10 - You vigorously deny the existence of thousands of gods claimed by other religions, but feel outraged when someone denies the existence of yours.

9 - You feel insulted and "dehumanized" when scientists say that people evolved from other life forms, but you have no problem with the Biblical claim that we were created from dirt.

8 - You laugh at polytheists, but you have no problem believing in a Triune God.

7 - Your face turns purple when you hear of the "atrocities" attributed to Allah, but you don't even flinch when hearing about how God/Jehovah slaughtered all the babies of Egypt in "Exodus" and ordered the elimination of entire ethnic groups in "Joshua" including women and children.

6 - You laugh at Hindu beliefs that deify humans, and Greek claims about gods sleeping with women, but you have no problem believing that the Holy Spirit impregnated Mary, who then gave birth to a man-god who got killed, came back to life and then ascended into the sky.

5 - You are willing to spend your life looking for little loopholes in the scientifically established age of Earth (few billion years), but you find nothing wrong with believing dates recorded by Bronze Age tribesmen sitting in their tents and guessing that Earth is a few generations old.

4 - You believe that the entire population of this planet with the exception of those who share your beliefs -- though excluding those in all rival sects - will spend Eternity in an infinite Hell of Suffering. And yet consider your religion the most "tolerant" and "loving."

3 - While modern science, history, geology, biology, and physics have failed to convince you otherwise, some idiot rolling around on the floor speaking in "tongues" may be all the evidence you need to "prove" Christianity.

2 - You define 0.01% as a "high success rate" when it comes to answered prayers. You consider that to be evidence that prayer works. And you think that the remaining 99.99% FAILURE was simply the will of God.

1 - You actually know a lot less than many atheists and agnostics do about the Bible, Christianity, and church history - but still call yourself a Christian.

post #10
12 April 2005, 00:42 UTC#10
I believe in God, but I don't go to church. I don't even act/seem religious at all. I just believe to have something to believe. But I don't care enough to take it further than that.
post #11
12 April 2005, 00:44 UTC#11
I dont believe
post #12
12 April 2005, 00:45 UTC#12
Damn you Dex for contradicting two of my posts. well played..


haha, I keed.
post #13
12 April 2005, 00:47 UTC#13
QUOTE (Aaron @ Apr 12 2005, 01:45 AM) Damn you Dex for contradicting two of my posts. well played..


haha, I keed.

thank you!
post #14
12 April 2005, 00:50 UTC#14
QUOTE (EVIL-WEBBY @ Apr 11 2005, 11:37 PM) but then I look at myself in the mirra and remember who the real god is

me...
post #15
12 April 2005, 00:51 UTC#15
I believe in God, but I don't believe people go to "Heaven."
post #16
12 April 2005, 00:51 UTC#16
QUOTE (Yates @ Apr 11 2005, 07:50 PM) QUOTE (EVIL-WEBBY @ Apr 11 2005, 11:37 PM) but then I look at myself in the mirra and remember who the real god is

me...

I love the "I am god or jesus" jokes. I use them alot, to just fool with god. Then he smites me, and I shake my fist at the sky.
post #17
12 April 2005, 00:53 UTC#17
I think its funny when Hispanics are named Jesus and people don't believe that that's their name. I know like 4 Jesus'.
post #18
12 April 2005, 00:57 UTC#18
Yo kick that shit b real!


and no, I'm not religious :( I wish I was.
post #19
12 April 2005, 00:59 UTC#19
I'm athiest and believe totally in reason, I remember what that dude said.. "most people believe in god just because they have nothing else"
post #20
12 April 2005, 01:13 UTC#20
"Religion is a crutch for the weak-minded."
post #21
12 April 2005, 01:29 UTC#21
I believe in reincarnation