Irritating a webhost

Sergiodbzs: hello
Sergiodbzs: how can I help you this is speeddrives
g a Z aadude: hey
Auto response from Sergiodbzs: I am currently away from computer please leave a mesage and if it is regarding the server please leave a ticket at http://speedy-support.com/helpdesk

Sergiodbzs: yes
Sergiodbzs: how can I help you?
g a Z aadude: On your website you say you have an unlimited package, how much actual bandwidh is usable, as I have been with a few unlimited companies before
g a Z aadude: and it seems never to be unlimited
Sergiodbzs: the server holds 4terrabites
g a Z aadude: where are your servers located
Sergiodbzs: chicago
g a Z aadude: cool, do you have a .rar speedfile I could use
Sergiodbzs: no don't have one but server is at 100mbit shared server
Sergiodbzs: connection*
g a Z aadude: thats pretty decent, so there are no problems that end
g a Z aadude: how many accounts do you host, and how many servers do you have
Sergiodbzs: sorry I don't give out that kind of information but each server right now has an average of 80 accounts each
g a Z aadude: Nice
g a Z aadude: possible to give me the specs of your server also
Sergiodbzs: amd2400
Sergiodbzs: 1gig ram
Sergiodbzs: 80gig hhd
g a Z aadude: most excellent
g a Z aadude: I have a site which I will need about 1 tb of bandwidth per month for, is that fine for the unlimited package
Sergiodbzs: k
g a Z aadude: most fantastic
g a Z aadude: is porn acepted on your servers
g a Z aadude: like, standard bangbus movies
Sergiodbzs: media is not allowed on server
g a Z aadude: does that include flash files
g a Z aadude: and pictures of naked men
g a Z aadude: see, what it is
g a Z aadude: I just want to host a few gay sites, and stuff, If media is not allowed thats fine, I'm sure pictures will do for other people to masturbate to...haha.. so you see, I just need a reliable webspace to suit my funds
Sergiodbzs: k
Sergiodbzs: that si allowed as flash files and images
g a Z aadude: ok, most perfect
g a Z aadude: what operating system does server have
Sergiodbzs: linux
g a Z aadude: what is linux
Sergiodbzs: that is the os
g a Z aadude: ok, I understand
g a Z aadude: do you allow SSH also, on shared
Sergiodbzs: not unless there is a reason to have it enabled
g a Z aadude: I find uploading via command line easier
Sergiodbzs: no sorry
g a Z aadude: okay, I comprehend
g a Z aadude: so what control panel do you have
Sergiodbzs: cpanel
g a Z aadude: yes, but what control panel
Sergiodbzs: cpanel
g a Z aadude: oh
g a Z aadude: I see
Sergiodbzs: that is the control panel
g a Z aadude: is this secure
Sergiodbzs: yes
g a Z aadude: and I presume you have SSL certificated installado
Sergiodbzs: huh?
g a Z aadude: SSL certificates my apologies
g a Z aadude: as in
g a Z aadude: you have an SSL certificate for cpanel
Sergiodbzs: yeah
g a Z aadude: I am rather paranoid about using unprotected things
Sergiodbzs: you just need to have the cert
g a Z aadude: okay
g a Z aadude: where can I obtain one
g a Z aadude: and do the speeddrive owners spy on what their users are doing
Sergiodbzs: huh?
Sergiodbzs: u can get 1 at godaddy.com but what is the sec question?
g a Z aadude: as in, do you spy on your suscribers
Sergiodbzs: not unless there is a reason to
g a Z aadude: can you roam my computer
Sergiodbzs: huh?
Sergiodbzs: no
g a Z aadude: oh apologies
g a Z aadude: I am just so paranoid
g a Z aadude: once I had someone hack me
g a Z aadude: it was horible
g a Z aadude: I installed some flamewall or whatever you call it
g a Z aadude: and then they stopped, lololol, but otherwise they could have seen my man cock
Sergiodbzs: we don't have any access to your computer
g a Z aadude: ok
g a Z aadude: thats great
g a Z aadude: I shall sign up tomorrow
g a Z aadude: thanks for your help
Sergiodbzs: k
g a Z aadude: love you
Sergiodbzs: anything else I can help you with?
g a Z aadude: no, thats perfect
Sergiodbzs: k bye
g a Z aadude: <3

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Lollerpun.

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HAHAHAHAHA that ruled. Hosting some gay shit for people to masturbate to HAHAHA gazaa you kill me man.

I could just see him searching google for things he didn't know what meant

And then on some parts I acted dumb, hahahahahha.

"what is linux"

I almost pooed myself!

QUOTE (gman @ Apr 10 2005, 01:56 AM) g a Z aadude: I just want to host a few gay sites, and stuff, If media is not allowed thats fine, I'm sure pictures will do for other people to masturbate to...haha.. so you see, I just need a reliable webspace to suit my funds

pmao




(pooed my arse off)

My new invented saying, soread that shit

Dude you ripped my saying off? You owe me a quarter.

Lollercaust

hahahaha nice one gaz

Couldn't find anymore hosts with AIM that were online, one that was online I left them a message....

g a Z aadude: HAI
g a Z aadude: I'm looking for services
g a Z aadude: reseller services
g a Z aadude: I have a few queshtions
g a Z aadude: when you answer I may consider purchasing from you
g a Z aadude: My money is growing mold

lol. you crazt foo

he was like its cpanel... cpanel... CPANEL GOD DAMN YOU!!! External image not preserved — inspect source: http://homegrownforums.com/html/emoticons/Copy of haha.gif I <3 the G

soooo gd