It was good while it lasted.
I gave so many clues. The smarter ones caught on fairly quick.
Purple-water, I was very impressed with the speed that you found that pic. It was incredible. I thought that would completely give the game away, but some still believed until the end.
I love replying to emails like this one from 'dyd'. It's almost a hobby:
QUOTE I want some head from u because I no u suck, u little cock snifer
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, I bet that gave you quite the little shock didn't it. Did your dick drop off with fright, and you quickly caught it in your small thimble, whilst witnessing everything in bullet-time. I wish I was there little buddy, I honestly do.
My advice to you is; seek your fathers lap for comfort, and then the nasty monsters will go away. If it still doesn't see a doctor, or commit suicide. Personally, I would chose the last option if I was in your position.
Just kidding, I'm sure you're a very good person. You should, however, be complimenting me, for having you totaly confused. Then again, my dog could of done that, with great ease also. She can type you know.
I don't actually think you are familiar with the phrase 'April fools', are you? Have you heard of 'Christmas'? It's about a portly gentleman, who dresses in red and white, who gives young children presents and sweets. Some children are allowed to sit on his lap, similar to the way you sit on your father's. When you are a big boy, you will understand these complicated phrases, and be accepted into our society as a normal homosapien (human). Until then don't bother sending me any barely comprehensible (readable) messages, containing words that I'm sure you don’t know the meaning of. Leave that to literate people, and doodle with crayons on pieces of cardboard.
Your sincerely,
da bubba