The 'New Topic' Thread.

After noticing 99% of all threads here get hijacked, I've come up with an idea that just might keep the thread on topic, by changing the topic after each post.

What you have to do is write a brief paragraph about said topic, then leave a new topic for someone else to write a paragraph about, and so on.

For example, the new topic is 'McDonalds'

McDonalds is a billion dollar, multi-national corporation with shitty mascots and food that tastes like the feces of a rotten corpse. If I had my way, I'd king-hit Ronald in the jaw and probably crack Hamburgler in the mouth as well for being a greedy cunt.

New Topic : Reggae Music.

The next poster will write a brief paragraph about Reggae Music and then choose a new topic for the next person to write a paragraph about. The new topic can be pretty much anything you want it to be.

I'm pretty sure I've explained this idea adequately, so if you don't understand it then you should promptly castrate yourself, then drink a tin of lead based paint.

Now go forth my young minions and make my thread prevail.

To start off, the new topic will be 'Satanic Rituals'

Satanic rituals are pointless, its the power of the mind that brings one to believe that something will happen / is happening, quite frankly cults have no lives.

President Bush

quite simple a prick

punk music

QUOTE ({Corrupt} @ Apr 2 2005, 06:26 AM) punk music

QUOTE (The Blargh @ Apr 1 2005, 09:30 PM) New Topic : the planet Jupiter.

is fucking annoying it makes you sneeze and when it gets in your eyes it pisses you off well it does for me External image not preserved — inspect source: http://homegrownforums.com/html/emoticons/closedeyes.gif


the pope

poor man is dying

Nicco LOng

some fag? External image not preserved — inspect source: http://homegrownforums.com/html/emoticons/tardlol.gif


Pooping.

im a pro at it


Soulfly

im not shure who soulfly is but they sound like an a) shitty emo band or b) another shittie band from some genre of music, if I had it my way all emo bands (for the exception or weezer, and him) would be shot in the ass and had to walk up a 30 mile high hill

nintendo

QUOTE (funk_master_steven @ Apr 1 2005, 08:59 PM) im not shure who soulfly is but they sound like an a) shitty emo band or b) another shittie band from some genre of music, if I had it my way all emo bands (for the exception or weezer, and him) would be shot in the ass and had to walk up a 30 mile high hill

nintendo

An exellent idea, probobaly will never happen because a, we all live in different countries b, gmans supposably dying c, Doyle fucked off to his AHX

Toddler (me)

gives good bum


david blane

ugly little fuck


trifle yum

me thinks it's a pudding of some sort External image not preserved — inspect source: http://homegrownforums.com/html/emoticons/Copy of unsure.gif

Gman in a coma.....pfft

he was a good man


porn

mkes me masturbate

Harry potter

QUOTE (Purple-Water @ Apr 1 2005, 10:44 PM) mkes me masturbate

Harry potter

Dumb parents wanting to make a quick buck

Thread bumping

Gay unless there is a point to it.

Weed.

Overated as fuck, getting real bored of it

Computers

Boring as hell.

Chocolate

Delicious stuff, but makes you feel sick as hell after eating a lot, although its impossible not to because it stares at you looking cute

Alcohol

I dont do drugs. But when girls drink it you may end up fucking so... IT ROCKS!

Porn.

Don't like it much any more, the real thing is much better without trying to get stiff from some slapper with fake tits

HGF

The only message board that I post on.

Making Out.

Life changing, once you fuck you can't stop


Whores

Eh, dont give a fuck. I'd rather have sex with some friends I knew.

God.

Childrens bed time story told ages ago, some idiot decided to believe it and wrote a book about it with loads of made up crap, or jesus was fat that being why he can walk on water

Maddox

Never heard of it.

Poker