MC Kalle is challenging you MC DEX

Yo bitch a challenge you....
let the fans decide...
one destini...
one hero...
one mudafukin winner....
LET THIS BEGIN
As your challenger
I offer you the start.
I will be waiitng
BUt for now I must go
will be back tomorrow.
GIVE ME YOUR BEST SHOT BITCH I WONT GO EASY ON YOU!

K

shut up kallie your a little bitch

External image not preserved — inspect source: http://homegrownforums.com/html/emoticons/Copy of sad.gif (I hope you didnt take all those raps too seriously) I was jkin on all of them

you better have been cause the sucked

(im just messing don't take anything I say for real)

Yeh I except your challenge, as long as funk master steven doesnt start ding random raps in this thread!

Ill serve when I get dressed.

MC Paulie T will challange you! check out our website to see more on him. He will have a rap battle against you! Just name when....It's On!!!

[Lunatiks]

QUOTE (DEX @ Apr 1 2005, 08:38 AM) Yeh I except your challenge, as long as funk master steven doesnt start ding random raps in this thread!

Ill serve when I get dressed.

QUOTE (funk_master_steven @ Apr 1 2005, 02:52 PM) QUOTE (DEX @ Apr 1 2005, 08:38 AM) Yeh I except your challenge, as long as funk master steven doesnt start ding random raps in this thread!

Ill serve when I get dressed.

Kalle mate your no match for the likes of me
Youve challenged a brova who eats Veni's for tea
And at the moment im in the mood for a finnish twat
That wud be you! lots of meat cos you are so fat!
But tonight ill probably have an asian for tea
Like I ate Hansen the otha night, he had a fucking skin disease!
Camera Junkies cudnt string a good vid togatha if they tried
Cos obviously to kalle theres no issue of pride.
Im suprised your on here Kalle, your usually at the hospital
Cos you got a little cold, and mums gone to get u some more skittles!
Which will do you good cos your blood sugar is down
Tho you got enough fat to feed a third world town.
Kalle you did I live show, but I dont see a vid!
Probably cos it sucked! Shudnt ave copied something that muppets did!
But thats ok, cos lets face it youve never done somthing original,
Except humping signs in the street!, man what a video!
Get of HGF, cos your not wanted here
Cos weve already got Veni, we dont need another queer!


Love you brova

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thats you told kalle lol.

lol!!! love the rap bitach so now listenen up

You say im no match for you man
look at you paying people just to get one fan
Talking about me, shit this shit that
shut up bitch before I turn this into a combat
All those insults dont mean shit
for some of the stunts yall make, am shure you need a permit
so stop acting like a clown you fukin Kermit
You heard me puppet, you all act like muppets
oh are you nervous go and smoke all your cigaretts
Al feed a whole 3rd world now
but bitch shut up and bow
Our live promo did suck, it all went wrong since the start
but one day man al be in the video chart
I saw your mum, walking in town, wow man she looked like a tart.
All you can chat up is Gemma
that aitn nothing to be proud of its all jsut a big dilema
I heard you cant cum
so am shure you must take it in the bum
get Scot to help you,"its too tight"
and you said "hold on use your thumb"
This battle is for me pal
as there is no way youl win you is a gal.
I could say all sort of shits in all languages
while youl be flipin dictionary pages.
I saw your raps against the Scum Bag
but all they reminded me were of yo sukin on your dads old sag.
Ofcoarse while reading that gay porn mag
Dex rapping sometiems gets me clapping about
but most da time, I laugh at his desperative rhyming day in & day out
Al Finish this rap now, not wanting to make you look bad
cause this rapping game is jsut a big fad
and atm am feelign too mad
So dotn rapa a tune or a beat
just be all nice and accept your defeat.

K

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Go on Kalle Turn this into combat then!
You cudnt get of the couch unless I offered some chiken.
You say I only chat up Gemma?
Actually its unhinged, Dr girly and vode cos on fridays im a benda.
You said that im having 'Bum' sex with scott?
Im not the one thats crew is made of two members, just rinsed u on the spot.
Go on write something in finnish, and il get a dictionary and look up each page,
But at least my dictionary is for thin people, doesnt need to be costom made.
Along with your keyboard, calculator, and your mini disc
Cos you try and press one button, but you end up pressing six
Go drink in a car park and film some scp style stunts and skits
Cos thats what I compare camera junkies to,cos both you and jess have tits!
And by the way my mums a milf so dont get me started
Id say the same bout your mum, but when I licked her out she farted.
I guess she had just never had an orgasm before
Cos when she came, its was like the tidal wave in jackass the movie, I slamned into the floor.
And tell your mum shes needs to give her beaver a shave
And a bit of vagisil, cos pus was oozing like drugs at a rave.
But dont say anything to your dad,
Cos you know he slips his dick in your mouth whilst your asleep
On the days that you are bad.
So go and sniff aother condom up your nose
Cos you know u'll never need a condom, cos you cnt even see your dick or your toes.
Anyway im going, cos talking bout vode makes me hungry
So you go loose some weight Mr Camera Junkie.


by the way nice rap kalle, luv u x

Peace up, A town down.

Haha, this thread is awesome

You keep on mumbling as normally
and all your talk is very informally.
I know am a big lad
but dont worry if you really saw me youd be real mad
for saying that shit thats very sad
I wish I had custom sized shit
but at the moment I dont need that all a need is a bannana split.
Yeah a like food dude, yeah am oversized dude
but look at you and your mum together being all rude
So today you are Benda
oi bitch I see you are fully booked on your agenda
Marco, Jose, Scott, Webby and al the guys
yeah you let them touch your thighs
and let those guys tell you youve got dolls eyes
If I cudnt see my dick I wouldnt be here
a would drink some beer and kill myself with a spear
Its good that I can see my cock over ma belly
but at least I can see it, not what I got told about you by kelly
you are tiny, ugly and smelly.
Il let my mum know what you said
so next time you can enjoy giving her head
or lets say il give it to your mum instead.
You can battle
but fuck you man al kick you and send you to seatle.
Why are you still on this challenge
cause all you will be seeking is loosers revenge.
Man you remind me of a villain
all you do is trying to entertain granies like bob dylan.
You giving everyone a nice small show
just because you are talking everyone thinks this is slow mow.
Thats how boring you are
you too queer adn to bizarre
sucking on your dads cock in the car
while am havign your mum and smokin my cuban cigar.
Can you not say anything interesting
All you do is talk about my weight, thats so dam boring, al just have a chicken wing
You say your mum is a MILF,
but fuck that if I can have your GILF.
Last time I saw your grandmother
I sliped my finger in her and it was all way to smoother
and she told me you were a foster brother
Go and film your stuff all you do is drive in a car
I hope you fall and get a huge scar
then I will defo make a chart song with my guitar
Al leave now and let you do all your mumbles
a need to get some food ma tummy rumbles.

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I guess Dex you isn't answering.....chickan External image not preserved — inspect source: http://homegrownforums.com/html/emoticons/beee.gif
lol

cough cough DEXT