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24 July 2009, 13:19 UTC#1
Special Sauce
Right, standards have been reset and the boundaries of crime and punishment have been moved. Gentlemen, go out and find the fittest pick-pocket you can get your grubby mits on.
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The man, only known as Viktor, attempted to turn over a hairdresser in the small town of Meshchovsk on March 14 Russia Today reports. The owner, a 28 year old called Olga, agreed to handover the day's takings while employees and customers cowered in fright.
Unfortunately for Viktor, Olga was trained in Karate. As she was handing over the cash she struck him in the chest, before taking him to the ground and trussing him up with a hairdryer cord.
Olga then locked Viktor in the shop's utility room before telling colleagues she would call the police and then dismissing them.
However, she clearly thought better of it, deciding instead to strip the robber before handcuffing him to the radiator with a pair of pink frilly lined handcuffs. She then plied him with viagra and "raped" him numerous times over the following four days.
A tired and sore Viktor was finally released three days later, heading straight to the hospital for treatment for a torn frenulum. He then went to the police to report Olga for "actions of a sexual nature".
Shocked police then arrested Olga, who promptly reported Viktor for robbery.
Unfortunately for Viktor, Olga was trained in Karate. As she was handing over the cash she struck him in the chest, before taking him to the ground and trussing him up with a hairdryer cord.
Olga then locked Viktor in the shop's utility room before telling colleagues she would call the police and then dismissing them.
However, she clearly thought better of it, deciding instead to strip the robber before handcuffing him to the radiator with a pair of pink frilly lined handcuffs. She then plied him with viagra and "raped" him numerous times over the following four days.
A tired and sore Viktor was finally released three days later, heading straight to the hospital for treatment for a torn frenulum. He then went to the police to report Olga for "actions of a sexual nature".
Shocked police then arrested Olga, who promptly reported Viktor for robbery.
Right, standards have been reset and the boundaries of crime and punishment have been moved. Gentlemen, go out and find the fittest pick-pocket you can get your grubby mits on.
