Females!

That's the best kind of threesome.

Blowjob Vagina kit.

Baby sucks while you fuck. Even better if its a little boy aswell.

I guess that's the beginner's kit. You slowly work your way up to the advanced levels.

I'm pretty much the same. I notice the face first. That's the shallow part of me that really gets me interested, but the personality is absolutely next. I hate when a girl's an absolute fucking idiot. I can't stand being around them. So yeah, some sort of intelligence, sense of humor and basic knowledge of the world around them. I don't want one of those girls where I'm like "Oh cool, look at that blimp!" "What's a blimp?" "You know, like a zeppelin." "What's a zeppelin?" TRUE STORY. So yeah, then comes the ass. As long as their chest doesn't look like an Asian boy's it's all good. Just enough for a sweet handful. But some sort of ass is a must.

tl;dr

I chose eyes as I always notice them frist but hairstyle/colour is also something I notice first off, when I then get to know them better the personality choice kicks in, don't wanna be talking to a complete fucktard.

I met this girl. I said to this girl that eating bananas made her tits bigger. This girl started eating truckload after truckload of goddamn bananas.

She was so devastated when I told her I was joking, haha.
(it's pretty lulz to tell her that someone's dying too, you will never be bored again.)

Is she special?