post #1
14 February 2005, 19:03 UTC#1
My school is so dumb, I faked being sick and they sent me home today 
im bored, so have fun in the thread
it is the "cool" thread
im bored, so have fun in the thread
it is the "cool" thread
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post #2
14 February 2005, 19:20 UTC#2
yeah you have fun loser
post #3
14 February 2005, 19:24 UTC#3
lol, yeah, just stick your finger in your throat and let them see you throw up and they'll let you go home, or rub your eyes a lot and tell them you have pink eye, that works too
post #4
14 February 2005, 19:26 UTC#4
I was like I threw up last night and have headaches all of today and she believed me
post #5
14 February 2005, 20:01 UTC#5
a few months ago, I just felt like getting out of the one class, so I went to the nurse saying I had a headache and my stomach hurt, she was gonna send me home, but my mom would have been pissed off if she had to come and pick me up.
post #6
14 February 2005, 20:20 UTC#6
Cool. I stayed home all day.
post #7
14 February 2005, 21:12 UTC#7
I did that last week, just say you have a stomach ache, you mum comes to pick you up, you have something to eat, and you say it was all because you havent eaten propperly in ages. Then your mum cant be assed to take you back into school.. and you get to do whatever!
post #8
14 February 2005, 21:17 UTC#8
All that for like 5 hours at home? Plus you have to make up whatever you missed...
Not worth it.
Not worth it.
post #9
14 February 2005, 21:18 UTC#9
I use to fake sick all the time. to the point I was never believed when I was really sick. but then I started just skipping school with my friends that have cars.
post #10
14 February 2005, 22:49 UTC#10
haha we got out thursday and go back to school tomorrow, (no wonder no one was on the forums all day)
post #11
14 February 2005, 22:58 UTC#11
I skipped 3 days last week, sucks cause I got a shitload of stuff to make up.
post #12
14 February 2005, 23:00 UTC#12
I had the flue last week, so did my brother, and my best friend had and still has bronkitis for the past 2 weeks
post #13
14 February 2005, 23:01 UTC#13
QUOTE (funk_master_steven @ Feb 14 2005, 11:00 PM) I had the flue last week, so did my brother, and my best friend had and still has bronkitis for the past 2 weeks
I had it a few days before I skipped so it was pretty easy to convince my mom.
I had it a few days before I skipped so it was pretty easy to convince my mom.
post #14
15 February 2005, 01:11 UTC#14
IV had massive diahrea for the past 5 days so when I shat in class they sent me home External image not preserved — inspect source: http://homegrownforums.com/html/emoticons/Copy of crazy.gif
post #15
15 February 2005, 01:25 UTC#15
QUOTE (Dan @ Feb 14 2005, 07:03 PM) My school is so dumb, I faked being sick and they sent me home today
im bored, so have fun in the thread
it is the "cool" thread
*gasp* you rebel! my school doesnt belive anyone. last year I was actually sick and the evil lezbian vice principal spent an hour looking 2 any signs of me smoking weed lol
im bored, so have fun in the thread
it is the "cool" thread
*gasp* you rebel! my school doesnt belive anyone. last year I was actually sick and the evil lezbian vice principal spent an hour looking 2 any signs of me smoking weed lol
post #16
15 February 2005, 01:43 UTC#16
I would have fucking walked out....
post #17
15 February 2005, 01:51 UTC#17
QUOTE (DRgirly @ Feb 15 2005, 02:25 AM) QUOTE (Dan @ Feb 14 2005, 07:03 PM) My school is so dumb, I faked being sick and they sent me home today
im bored, so have fun in the thread
it is the "cool" thread
*gasp* you rebel! my school doesnt belive anyone. last year I was actually sick and the evil lezbian vice principal spent an hour looking 2 any signs of me smoking weed lol
you should of been like, fuck you, im outta here
im bored, so have fun in the thread
it is the "cool" thread
*gasp* you rebel! my school doesnt belive anyone. last year I was actually sick and the evil lezbian vice principal spent an hour looking 2 any signs of me smoking weed lol
you should of been like, fuck you, im outta here
post #18
15 February 2005, 02:42 UTC#18
QUOTE (Dan @ Feb 15 2005, 01:51 AM) QUOTE (DRgirly @ Feb 15 2005, 02:25 AM) QUOTE (Dan @ Feb 14 2005, 07:03 PM) My school is so dumb, I faked being sick and they sent me home today
im bored, so have fun in the thread
it is the "cool" thread
*gasp* you rebel! my school doesnt belive anyone. last year I was actually sick and the evil lezbian vice principal spent an hour looking 2 any signs of me smoking weed lol
you should of been like, fuck you, im outta here
ehhh eventually she gave up and said I was pretty and how sorry she was and she felt terrible about thinking I was lying and gave me a hug External image not preserved — inspect source: http://homegrownforums.com/html/emoticons/Copy of glare.gif fucking lezbian bitch
im bored, so have fun in the thread
it is the "cool" thread
*gasp* you rebel! my school doesnt belive anyone. last year I was actually sick and the evil lezbian vice principal spent an hour looking 2 any signs of me smoking weed lol
you should of been like, fuck you, im outta here
ehhh eventually she gave up and said I was pretty and how sorry she was and she felt terrible about thinking I was lying and gave me a hug External image not preserved — inspect source: http://homegrownforums.com/html/emoticons/Copy of glare.gif fucking lezbian bitch
post #19
15 February 2005, 02:45 UTC#19
I'd be like bitch, stfu and let me go home.
post #20
15 February 2005, 02:50 UTC#20
QUOTE (Greg @ Feb 15 2005, 02:45 AM) I'd be like bitch, stfu and let me go home.
lol I wanted 2 but I was feeling so shytty by then I just wanted 2 die.. its also kinda scary 2 b alone in a dark room with some creepy lezbian who thinks yer pretty
lol I wanted 2 but I was feeling so shytty by then I just wanted 2 die.. its also kinda scary 2 b alone in a dark room with some creepy lezbian who thinks yer pretty
post #21
15 February 2005, 02:52 UTC#21
QUOTE (DRgirly @ Feb 15 2005, 03:50 AM) QUOTE (Greg @ Feb 15 2005, 02:45 AM) I'd be like bitch, stfu and let me go home.
lol I wanted 2 but I was feeling so shytty by then I just wanted 2 die.. its also kinda scary 2 b alone in a dark room with some creepy lezbian who thinks yer pretty
you and her should of made a movie of "The Nurse and her patient"
you want kind of movie it would be...sell it on the internet
the modern "Girls Gold Wild"
think of the profits.... External image not preserved — inspect source: http://homegrownforums.com/html/emoticons/Copy of crazy.gif
lol I wanted 2 but I was feeling so shytty by then I just wanted 2 die.. its also kinda scary 2 b alone in a dark room with some creepy lezbian who thinks yer pretty
you and her should of made a movie of "The Nurse and her patient"
you want kind of movie it would be...sell it on the internet
the modern "Girls Gold Wild"
think of the profits.... External image not preserved — inspect source: http://homegrownforums.com/html/emoticons/Copy of crazy.gif
post #22
15 February 2005, 02:58 UTC#22
QUOTE (Dan @ Feb 15 2005, 02:52 AM) QUOTE (DRgirly @ Feb 15 2005, 03:50 AM) QUOTE (Greg @ Feb 15 2005, 02:45 AM) I'd be like bitch, stfu and let me go home.
lol I wanted 2 but I was feeling so shytty by then I just wanted 2 die.. its also kinda scary 2 b alone in a dark room with some creepy lezbian who thinks yer pretty
you and her should of made a movie of "The Nurse and her patient"
you want kind of movie it would be...sell it on the internet
the modern "Girls Gold Wild"
think of the profits.... External image not preserved — inspect source: http://homegrownforums.com/html/emoticons/Copy of crazy.gif
External image not preserved — inspect source: http://homegrownforums.com/html/emoticons/Copy of shok.gif lol we dont even have a school nurse.. and shes really scary looking... and old External image not preserved — inspect source: http://homegrownforums.com/html/emoticons/Copy of wacko.gif the 2 of us 2gether would make guys External image not preserved — inspect source: http://homegrownforums.com/html/emoticons/bad.gif
lol I wanted 2 but I was feeling so shytty by then I just wanted 2 die.. its also kinda scary 2 b alone in a dark room with some creepy lezbian who thinks yer pretty
you and her should of made a movie of "The Nurse and her patient"
you want kind of movie it would be...sell it on the internet
the modern "Girls Gold Wild"
think of the profits.... External image not preserved — inspect source: http://homegrownforums.com/html/emoticons/Copy of crazy.gif
External image not preserved — inspect source: http://homegrownforums.com/html/emoticons/Copy of shok.gif lol we dont even have a school nurse.. and shes really scary looking... and old External image not preserved — inspect source: http://homegrownforums.com/html/emoticons/Copy of wacko.gif the 2 of us 2gether would make guys External image not preserved — inspect source: http://homegrownforums.com/html/emoticons/bad.gif
