Forum index / Funny shit / Funniest thing you've done

Funniest thing you've done

17 posts · page 1 of 1

post #1
09 February 2005, 05:28 UTC#1
What was the funniest thing you've done while drunk, stoned, etc... or just messing around? This is a contest, so try to win.

...The winner gets nothing, by the way.
post #3
09 February 2005, 15:47 UTC#3
Me, Scott and Briggy, were at a house party and all three of us went into a toilet to roll a couple of joints, though whilst we were in there the parents that owned the house started knoking on the door cos there was some random, who was being sick and needed to go in the tiolet. Anyway, they knocked on the door and we all started answering and they realised there was three of us in there, and they were getting angry cos this person needed to go in. So we all decided to climb out the window, had a couple of joints outside and realised noone had unlocked the door, and this was after about half an hour so scott had to unlock it from the outside.

Doesnt sound funny, but funny at the time.
post #4
09 February 2005, 16:07 UTC#4
Kid at my school got fucked off his face, ran across the railway, got electrocuted and died.




















Wait, thats not funny.
post #5
09 February 2005, 16:08 UTC#5
Haha, damn did that really happen?
post #6
09 February 2005, 16:31 UTC#6
uhhh I dont really now my drunken moments but get nicco to say he knows...

But one funny time was when marcus called me sexy and gave me a hug. It made me feel good about myself...even if he was drunk.
post #7
09 February 2005, 17:59 UTC#7
this one time I got drunk. stole a van. parked outside a catholic school for boys and lured 15 of them into my van. the rest is a little blurry.
post #8
09 February 2005, 18:03 UTC#8
hahaah....yeah a bet it is.
post #9
09 February 2005, 20:01 UTC#9
maybe 3 days ago in this bar full of 30/40 year olds we went in and on this stage was this fat lady dancing like a retard, went up there danced with her like I seriously wanted to dance erotically with her mahwwhrr
post #10
09 February 2005, 20:15 UTC#10
QUOTE (Yates @ Feb 9 2005, 04:08 PM) Haha, damn did that really happen?

Yeah, kid called Dan Taylor. Kinda sucks.










Meh ask Rob about funny stuff done when pissed. He spends most his weekends intoxicated.
post #11
09 February 2005, 20:33 UTC#11
Probably the time me and a mate got fucked so bad, we went back to his house and threw up over his television, playstation, walls, floors etc biggrin.gif

I had like 17 vodka redbulls, 2 pints of guiness, a beer and 2 shots of sambuka....never again, was waaay too much :P
post #12
09 February 2005, 20:40 UTC#12
one time, I took acid, and I ate 7 babies with mayo.... and I'm alergic to mayo LAWLKF
post #13
09 February 2005, 20:44 UTC#13
QUOTE (Hansen @ Feb 9 2005, 08:40 PM) one time, I took acid, and I ate 7 babies with mayo.... and I'm alergic to mayo LAWLKF

I remember the time you added flies to flied rice, and gave it to your mom, it was so LOEL
post #14
09 February 2005, 20:53 UTC#14
QUOTE (M0N0 @ Feb 9 2005, 09:15 PM) Meh ask Rob about funny stuff done when pissed. He spends most his weekends intoxicated.

I've got a lot better, I dont get wasted quite so often anymore External image not preserved — inspect source: http://homegrownforums.com/html/emoticons/Copy of glare.gif


erm funny stuff when pissed....er.... well, me n a mate went to a huge house party n ripped the tube lights down, basically taking massive chunks out of the ceiling and wall. Oh yeah, I pulled the sink off the wall too, but not before taking a fat shit in the already clogged toilet External image not preserved — inspect source: http://homegrownforums.com/html/emoticons/Copy of smile2.gif
post #15
09 February 2005, 21:29 UTC#15
well as I am an "violent drunk" lol, once my mates thought it would be very funny to tell me that one of them had pissed on my drink! I went bizare and was going to brake a bottle and stab him!! External image not preserved — inspect source: http://homegrownforums.com/html/emoticons/Copy of diablo.gif Thats what you call temper problems ! lol!!
I can control myself now cause I jsut try adn not drink that much anymore! but fick it I stil do!!

kalle
post #16
09 February 2005, 21:30 UTC#16
QUOTE (M0N0 @ Feb 9 2005, 04:07 PM) Kid at my school got fucked off his face, ran across the railway, got electrocuted and died.




















Wait, thats not funny.

shit man thats bad!
post #17
09 February 2005, 21:32 UTC#17
Just wondering, how old are you kalle?