No One

fights like Gaston.

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No one drinks like gaston.

No one goes around beating up chinks like Gaston

No one cunt punches like Gaston.

No one rapes the homeless like Gaston.

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No one wears skin-tight starship-trooper outfits, cakes on silver and white makeup, and jams out on the ax like Ace Frehley!

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Nah, I'm just kidding, It's Gaston!

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No one eats a belt like a piece of jerky shortly after breaking it with only his neck like Gaston.

No one rummages through child pornography like Gaston.
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No one can rape 3 chicks with one dick like Gaston.

No one boundlessly busts maidenheads like Gaston!

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No hates Beastiality quite like Gaston

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No one grabs women by the neck and force-feeds them bile like Gaston.

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No ones more a body of water surrounded by land than Gaston

If there was a man around more handsome it would only be the reflection



Of Gaston

No one fills two pages of HGF as well as Gaston.

No one has a chair made out of 8 different animals

But Gaston.

No one can Super-Man that ho like Gaston
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No one sends thousands of coastal residents fleeing for their lives like Gaston.
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No one clogs your arteries like Gaston
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No one can be as happy as Gaston.

No one offers a more equitable and detailed history of the Fairhope Single Tax Colony like Gaston.
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No one ignores mutual consent like Gaston
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No one can lead a horde of ass fisters as well as Gaston

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It's pooper, Al. Don't fuck it up. Fix the image.

No one is an awkward aggregate of African Americans defining "hip" like Gaston.

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No one indulges in auto-erotic asphyxiation quite like Gaston.
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No one can make awkward racist jokes like Gaston

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only gaston can put chuck norris out of business

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Only Michael Slavin can ruin a perfectly awesome thread.

Best thread all year.