Forum index / General Chat / Court Free American Pie Actress

Court Free American Pie Actress

9 posts · page 1 of 1

post #1
17 December 2006, 02:55 UTC#1
Source

QUOTE
American Pie actress Natasha Lyonne was freed by a court after handing herself in on charges which included threatening to molest a dog.
She allegedly walked into a neighbour's home saying: "I'm going to sexually molest your dog".
post #2
17 December 2006, 03:02 UTC#2
odd.
post #3
17 December 2006, 03:07 UTC#3
Yeah, this is pretty normal. Every time I go on PCP, I try to molest any domesticated animals I see. The judge was probably just tired of seeing the same case over and over again, it gets repetitive.
post #5
17 December 2006, 12:26 UTC#5
Fuck stupid American lawsuits.
post #6
17 December 2006, 13:29 UTC#6
As if she was actually going to molest the dog.
post #8
17 December 2006, 15:51 UTC#8
She won't!
post #9
17 December 2006, 18:23 UTC#9
Bwhahaha!