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post #1
12 January 2005, 17:31 UTC#1
estimate how long you'd last before you became bubba's bitch and also see how much you're worth on the jail rape market

http://www.4paddedwalls.com/tests/jailrape.htm

here are my results:

It would take you 4 days to become bubba's bitch

You are worth 4 cartons of cigarettes and 3 porno mags
post #2
12 January 2005, 17:35 UTC#2
QUOTE (humanure @ Jan 12 2005, 05:31 PM) estimate how long you'd last before you became bubba's bitch and also see how much you're worth on the jail rape market

http://www.4paddedwalls.com/tests/jailrape.htm

here are my results:

It would take you 4 days to become bubba's bitch

You are worth 4 cartons of cigarettes and 3 porno mags

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Apparently I am worth one package of ciggarettes. Kinda ironic seeing as I smoke 1 pack a day.
post #3
12 January 2005, 17:43 UTC#3
yuh I'm expensive in the world of rape mofuckas
post #6
12 January 2005, 17:48 UTC#6
I noticed you and gazaa didn't post how long you'd last before you became bubbas bitch. is it that sad? or did you not know your height in inches?
post #7
12 January 2005, 17:50 UTC#7
QUOTE (humanure @ Jan 12 2005, 05:48 PM) I noticed you and gazaa didn't post how long you'd last before you became bubbas bitch. is it that sad? or did you not know your height in inches?

I had no clue of my height in inches biggrin.gif
post #8
12 January 2005, 17:53 UTC#8
11 days


3 pack of cigarettes, 2 mags
post #9
12 January 2005, 17:54 UTC#9
it said id fuck bubba before he would fuck me ! I ticked the gay box
post #14
13 January 2005, 02:29 UTC#14
welcome back hooked.....the page won't work for me, it just causes an error in JVM.DLL or some shit
post #15
13 January 2005, 02:34 UTC#15
It'll take me 9 days to become Bubba's bitch.

I'm worth 4 cartons of sigs and 3 pr0n mags.
post #16
13 January 2005, 02:34 UTC#16
it would take me..9 days to become bubba's bitch..and im worth....4 cartons of ciggs..and 3 porn mags
post #17
13 January 2005, 13:54 UTC#17
Hahahha, there is biggest collection of girls eating bananas on that page.
post #18
13 January 2005, 15:27 UTC#18
yeah I kno I have most of them saved and printed out.
post #19
13 January 2005, 15:35 UTC#19
I bet you have also covered your rooms walls with em.
post #22
13 January 2005, 15:38 UTC#22
I'm proud of my banana suckers.
post #23
13 January 2005, 15:48 UTC#23
24 days to be his bitch

and im worth 2 cartons of cigerets and a porno mag....

I suppose you get what u pay for
post #24
13 January 2005, 15:56 UTC#24
It doesnt work for me... sumshit about java?
post #25
13 January 2005, 15:57 UTC#25
It would take me 33 days to become his bitch.

And apparently I'm worth only one carton of Cigarettes.
post #26
25 January 2005, 04:15 UTC#26
takes me 10 days to become bubbas bitch.

forgot the rest.
post #27
25 January 2005, 10:48 UTC#27
Take me 10 minutes to become his bitch, and im worth 3 crates of luckys!