15 December 2006, 17:23 UTC#91
QUOTE(j0nes @ Dec 14 2006, 10:40 PM) [snapback]405006[/snapback]
QUOTE(mako @ Dec 15 2006, 08:20 PM) [snapback]405335[/snapback]
hmmm. 12 seconds.. ill try!
haha, his face when he says "I'm full I cant do anymore" its priceless.. priceless.
yeah lol *tapping his stomach*
15 December 2006, 19:19 UTC#92
^that ones is fucking class lol, good find el joneso

15 December 2006, 21:26 UTC#93
You are wellcome ben, you are wellcome

QUOTE(mako @ Dec 15 2006, 08:14 PM) [snapback]405331[/snapback]
hahaha I see now! what a fag lol
but its that a world record or something? whats the time? I really can have a world record and im here sitting watching pigtailed teenies havin anal intercourse with black people.
SHIT
So where are these so called pigtailed teens`? eh...

16 December 2006, 04:15 UTC#94
This kid gets pwned doing a shitty stunt:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=Rw885aOYZJw17 December 2006, 21:55 UTC#95
This kid is insane. He jumps from the second story of a mall/school into one of those giant christmas trees, and in falls over:
http://www.nothingtoxic.com/media/11663304...he_Second_FloorNothing toxic is the best video website ever.

07 January 2007, 20:59 UTC#96
Filmed this like 2 years ago, just found it on some kids myspace. I was aiming for the bush, I think I pushed him a tad to hard.....
http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseacti...eoID=149494840207 January 2007, 21:01 UTC#97
hahaha Nuggeto's jackass.
07 January 2007, 21:42 UTC#98
ahah just found 2 more old videos, the quality is really bad since it was filmed on one of those cheap pen cams, two years ago.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySgtKLOrbOkhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtkxLjqziXU15 January 2007, 21:18 UTC#99
15 January 2007, 22:30 UTC#100
Yeah Ray, I've seen that damn commercial a million times, now they even have a my lil reminder bracelet.
15 January 2007, 22:42 UTC#101
They play it on every fucking channel here. At first I shuttered when seeing it. But now, I just laugh and laugh, such terrible acting. I love the old lady, "Where'd I park my car? If I can't remember where I stop my car, why should I be allowed to drive in the first place?"
15 January 2007, 23:31 UTC#102
I know, that shit is so stupid. I like the woman in the grocery store she looks so bewildered until she listens to it and then she looks so enlightened, why wouldn't she make a list?
15 January 2007, 23:35 UTC#103
Exactly, this product is for complete fucking morons. It's difficult to take it seriously. Or the dad that needs reminded that his daughter is stranded at soccer practice until his dead beat ass shows up.
15 January 2007, 23:48 UTC#104
Yeah, I know it only records like a few seconds of message anyway so I don't see why you'd even waste 20 dollars on it. Then they tell you that you can get two for the price of one, and they jump all over it, small minds can make the distributer alot of money.
16 January 2007, 02:39 UTC#105
Yeah, and they advertise some shady high-end digital audio recorder that costs an outrageously over-priced 100 bucks and people think they're getting a hell of a deal. I think it's funny. But it makes the people's lives in those commercials so much easier, so maybe I'm just being difficult...

16 January 2007, 02:44 UTC#106
What happes if you lose your lil' reminder?
16 January 2007, 02:51 UTC#107
That's why you have a second one that comes with it for free. To remind you where you put the first one. Duh.
16 January 2007, 02:54 UTC#108
I didnt knew that when I posted, OK? I think that alzheimer people will need like 5.
" I putted the other lil reminder of the lil reminder of where I putted my lil reminder on the right pocket"
16 January 2007, 02:56 UTC#109
Ha ha, they can make a fortune off of old people. Plus they can hide em' from themselves all over their property and make it into a treasure hunt game for them to use to pass the time until they die.
16 January 2007, 04:09 UTC#110
I wish I could invent something like that so I could get rich fast, but I wonder what?
16 January 2007, 04:16 UTC#111
Make a beeper for your car keys or maybe a glow-in-the dark dildo. Either one.
Edit - A beeper for your glow-in-the dark dildo.
16 January 2007, 04:20 UTC#112
Yeah, a beeper for your car keys that gets put on your belt loop, the old woman from my lil reminder says, "Now where are my car keys" she clicks it and it starts beeping so loud and she then finds them and is so happy. Also you can put it on cell phones, cars, rings, remotes, laptops, anything that could get lost the device would stick to anything so you could never lose anything again. And if u lose the beeper itself just use my lil reminder to help you locate it.
16 January 2007, 04:24 UTC#113
Yeah, and to dildos too man.
Woman - "Where's my vibrator?"
Woman - "Thank God for my Lil' Reminder Beeper"
Woman - "Wow, I fell asleep with it in my cunt."
16 January 2007, 04:26 UTC#114
16 January 2007, 04:32 UTC#115
Haha, damn, well, if it beeps I'd pay an extra 15 bucks.
16 January 2007, 04:33 UTC#116
I'm sure you'd have alot of fun with it too.
21 January 2007, 16:49 UTC#117
SO FUCKING FUNNY !!!!
How to loose your job21 January 2007, 16:57 UTC#118
hahaha that was awesome. think it was fake tho.. dunno. but I still laughed HARD.
there was a movie where something like that happened, it was pretty good. somebody knows?
22 January 2007, 02:35 UTC#119
yeas without filming me doing something stupid.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACNK-UrnIf0ill release the web, next month. expect great stuff.

ps. its nothing GREAT. but common.. its the first video I post in AGESZ
23 January 2007, 20:04 UTC#120