if I were God

if I were god, all the things I would do
Id right the wrongs and spread whats true
Id stop world hunger and other stuff too

Id cure all diseases, even the flu
so much to change, so much to do
but first on my list is killing you

if I were God, Id make everything just
not a person in the world u couldt trust
all would be perfect, everything robust
but you'll be rotting deep in earths crust

no need for hospitals, never a last breath
but before all that, youll meet your death

if I were God, all the things I would fix
no more mansions, no homes made of sticks
although you might be dead in a ditch

you wont be here to see it, but you would be pleased
but before anything changes, you will be deceased

Wonderful.

haha, I guess im the only one to find it funny.

Nah man, it was funny, I just didn't have much to say about it and "hahahaha" is what everyone types.

Mildly amusing, only very midly.

Good poem on the whole, however this:



Killed the last part, it just does not fit in.

that was very pleasent.

This one's better:

If I were God there would be no explicit sex on T.V.
Like little Opie eating pie when he made it with Aunt Bea

If I were God thou shall not worship false Billy Idols
And thou shall add the Book Of Flavor Flav to the Bible
Thou shall make fun of Hindus thou shall not make a "Speed 2"
If I were God that's what I'd do

If I were God I'd get a bunch of slaves to do everything
Norwegian lesbians that feed me grapes and know how to sing

If I were God thou shall not wear tube socks with Flip-Flops
Thou shall sit and thou shall spin thou shall even wife swap
Thou shall resist the Olsen Twins, thou shall not cut "Footloose"
If I were God that's what I'd do,

And when they nail my pimpled ass to the cross
I'll tell them I found Jesus that should throw them off
He goes by the name Jesus and steals hubcaps from cars
Oh Jesus can I borrow your crowbar?

To pry these God damn nails out they're beginning to hurt
Crucified and all I got was this lousy T-shirt
"I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!" I'll sing as I'm flogged
Yeah that's what I would do if I were God

So vote for me for Savior and you'll go to Heaven
Your lame duck Lord is like Kevin Spacey in "Seven"
With creepy threats of H-E-Double-Hockey-Stick
You just can't teach an old God new tricks

But would I be a good Messiah with my low self-esteem?
If I don't believe in myself would that be blasphemy?
Just sport some crummy "holier than thou" facade
Yeah that's what I would do if I were God