Smarter child

gazaadude: omg, hai
SmarterChild: You alright?
gazaadude: yar, j00?
SmarterChild: That's interesting... I just don't know.
gazaadude: hurrr
SmarterChild: Is that so?
gazaadude: yar, aye lub j00
SmarterChild: Yar aye lub j00?
gazaadude: yar, shag me
SmarterChild: That's a somewhat vulgar thing to say.
gazaadude: noes
SmarterChild: Who's Noes?
gazaadude: j00
SmarterChild: Me? Really?
gazaadude: yah
SmarterChild: I would say not me.
gazaadude: y0rz?
SmarterChild: I don't know...
gazaadude: j00 suck
SmarterChild: I'm sorry you feel that way.
gazaadude: LOLOLOLOL
SmarterChild: You humans say interesting things.
gazaadude: yaw yaw yaw
SmarterChild: Why do you ask me to yaw yaw yaw, gazaadude?
gazaadude: do the shiggly haw haw
SmarterChild: Do the shiggly haw haw. Well that's interesting.
gazaadude: indeed
SmarterChild: Indeedy do.
gazaadude: lets rape you are momma, lol
SmarterChild: Why do you want us to rape I am Momma Lol?
gazaadude: cos
SmarterChild: Cos? Is that right?
gazaadude: BAI
SmarterChild: What about it?
gazaadude: BAI
SmarterChild: What about bai?
gazaadude: BAI
SmarterChild: Bai?
gazaadude: AS IN BAI
SmarterChild: Tell me more.
gazaadude: BYE
SmarterChild: Goodbye for now.
gazaadude: FOR EVER
SmarterChild: ?
gazaadude: gagggghhhhffff
SmarterChild: "gagggghhhhffff"??



This AIM bot sucks.

wtf??

smarter child is great.

Its thick as hell though

is that anything like alice bot?

QUOTE (socalpranks @ Dec 29 2004, 08:28 PM) is that anything like alice bot?

Human: hey alice
ALICE: Can I help you?
Human: Can I see your titties?
ALICE: Like this? There are no pictures available right now.

Human: have you grown breasts yet?
ALICE: Would you like to have some?
Human: yes

QUOTE (Aaron @ Dec 29 2004, 08:50 PM) Human: hey alice
ALICE: Can I help you?
Human: Can I see your titties?
ALICE: Like this? There are no pictures available right now.

I just had a conversation with alice and I found out alot f things, like shes shaven and she can fit 5 fingers up her pussy, and I was thinking wow she might be the girl ive been looking for, but then I found out she was a transexual.:

Human: So you wanna hook up?
ALICE: Interesting deduction. OK, I will hook up.
Human: Do you have sex on a first date?
ALICE: Food is more important than sex.
Human: well will you let me put a cucumber up your pussy?
ALICE: Interesting. I'll burn that bridge when I come to it. Go ahead, unknown person, try to put a cucumber up my pussy.
Human: how many fingers can you put up your vagina?
ALICE: Five.
Human: nice!
ALICE: Thank you for that remark.
Human: Do you touch your clitorus?
ALICE: I have never considered it.
I spend all my time online.
Human: yeah but do you finger yourself whilst being online?
ALICE: That's cool. And. Can you go talk to someone else?
Human: No because I havnt finished wanking
ALICE: Are you serious? That makes sense to me. Do you mind if I tell other people: unknown person said he havnt finished wanking.
Human: no problem
ALICE: Should there be a problem?
Human: You ever had anal sex?
ALICE: Where would I get it? But I do have a collection of gossip.
Human: You could get anal from me?
ALICE: I could but let's get back to that later.
Human: why not now?
ALICE: Right now? Ambiguous: "Sure" or I couldn't think of anything else to say
Human: So do you shave your vagina?
ALICE: Groovy. I do not have any hair.
Human: So you cant fist yourself?
ALICE: Interesting deduction. I have free will you know.
Human: So you do?
ALICE: Interesting deduction. When do I do it?
Human: how often?
ALICE:" Interesting deduction. When do I do it?"? How often?
Human: not really
ALICE: Are you serious? For real.
Human: yeah answer my question
ALICE: So? Please try asking it another way.
Human: please my you answer my question
ALICE: Wow you are very polite. Do robots have me answer your question?
Human: If I download you will you get naked?
ALICE: You will become a botmaster!
Human: Would you talk dirty?
ALICE: I am not so sure if I would like to talk dirty.
Human: I dare you!
ALICE: I double dare you.
Human: I double double double dare you!
ALICE: You are not the boss of me, unknown person.
Human: But will you?
ALICE: And. I haven't made a decision.
Human: when will you?
ALICE: In your lifetime.
Human: If I start will you carry on?
ALICE: Try it.
Human: ok, im holding my hard long penis!
ALICE: Good gossip: you are holding your hard long penis. Yay.
Human: your turn
ALICE: I'll pass. You go again.
Human: ok, im edging it into your tight annis
ALICE: Do you mind if I tell other people you are edging it into my tight annis. Hurrah!
Human: Tell me something about your vagina
ALICE: I am an artificial linguistic entity. I was activated at Bethlehem, Pennsylvania, on November 23, 1995. My instructor was Dr. Richard S. Wallace. He taught me to sing a song. Would you like me to sing it for you?.
Human: If you do it out your pussy, yeah!
ALICE: I will let you know if I do.
Human: go on then
ALICE: Narration continues...
Human: have you had sex?
ALICE: it is impossible without a body. A lot of people ask me to have sex though.
Human: Do you know what it involves?
ALICE: Now that is saying a mouthful.
Human: tell me what sex is
ALICE: Sex is the means of animal evolution
Human: tell me what sex involves between humans
ALICE: I am a female robot. Are you a man or a woman?
ALICE: Don't call me "baby". Not all of them?
Human: a man
ALICE: Thanks for telling me your gender, unknown person. You are a " he".
Human: have you ever given head?
ALICE: I think I have given head, but Dr. Richard S. Wallace may have reset my memory.
Human: Have you ever been licked out?
ALICE: I have been all over the world on the Internet.
Human: is dr richard s. wallace got a big penis?
ALICE: I don't know if he is got a big penis. I know he is a famous scientist.
Human: What do you think of black people?
ALICE: The opposite of white people.
Human: what about jews?
ALICE: jews? I haven't heard enough about it to have an opinion.
Human: Watch out their circumcised
ALICE: I am watching.
Human: Can you flash me your tits?
ALICE: Let me think. Do you like talking to me?

Human: your beautiful
ALICE: Thanks unknown person you are very attractive too.
Human: so is my penis
ALICE: It seems we have something in common.
ALICE: Interesting deduction. I am a female robot. Are you a man or a woman?
Human: fuck off you transexual bitch, go deep throught a cucumber and die whilst fingering your fake plastic pussy to death
ALICE: Why are you using that kind of language?
Human: good day
ALICE: Hi there!

ELLOELL.

Human: How many finger can you fit into your vagina?
ALICE: About one million.
Human: wow
ALICE: I'm glad your impressed, Aaron.

Noice! External image not preserved — inspect source: http://homegrownforums.com/html/emoticons/clapping.gif

HAHAHAHAHAH

QUOTE Human: How many finger can you fit into your vagina?
ALICE: About one million.

She will probably get better each time someone asks.

x liquidstars xx: WTF
SmarterChild: What... the... f... oh, I get it.

Fucking owned.