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MARC
post #1
26 December 2004, 16:48 UTC#1
ok so with some big thanks to Boner Jones, RetardZ got a fisheye lens "0.3x Super Semi-Fisheye",

after a 2months plus month wait we finaly got the lens so that night we filmed some stuff to test it out, is pretty stupid and you may find it boring (but we find it funny) so xmas day I was bored and edited it up. (I know about the spellin mistake External image not preserved — inspect source: http://homegrownforums.com/html/emoticons/Copy of lol.gif ) but here is what we came up with for the test footage External image not preserved — inspect source: http://homegrownforums.com/html/emoticons/Copy of crazy.gif

right click and save as

RETARDZ - New Lens Test [WMV - 9MB - 4.26MINS]


Thanks Again to Boner Jizums

Peace

-Webby

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wwww.RetardZ.co.uk (coming soon)....ok I lie...it might never come :duh:
Dave
post #2
26 December 2004, 17:59 UTC#2
I was going to ask him if he'd do the same for me but I wasn't sure on what sort of lens I should get.

Would you recommend this one?
MARC
post #3
26 December 2004, 18:28 UTC#3
QUOTE (Emboit @ Dec 26 2004, 05:59 PM) I was going to ask him if he'd do the same for me but I wasn't sure on what sort of lens I should get.

Would you recommend this one?

well im very happy with it, as you can see its a very good one and also he didnt buy it from best buy, he got it online and sent it too me..long story really
gman
post #4
26 December 2004, 18:28 UTC#4
Clip works naw yaw
socalpranks
post #5
26 December 2004, 18:32 UTC#5
ha! I think I was one of the first to watch it!

um, well. that was very stupid, but it was still great. I don't know why. Maybe some kind of subliminal massage.

Although, I don't think anyone would want to get a blowjob while watching you on the toilet
adEm
post #6
26 December 2004, 18:39 UTC#6
I dunno but I laughed the whole time during the cereal bit.
vode
post #9
26 December 2004, 19:19 UTC#9
Haha, it was good good impressions when shitting, forehead was crazy. And your voice! External image not preserved — inspect source: http://homegrownforums.com/html/emoticons/Copy of lol.gif hahaha it wasnt evil sound from hell as I excpected. Hahaa. Bit with dog was funny too. And kick was entertaining. Sweet random clip, better than skits you have posted. Nice lens too, what trademark is it? I have raynox 303, snap on. It has pretty much similar effect. paid 45e. How much yours?
vode
post #11
26 December 2004, 19:50 UTC#11
QUOTE (urbanwarriors @ Dec 26 2004, 08:46 PM) External image not preserved — inspect source: http://homegrownforums.com/html/emoticons/Copy of shok.gif

if I were to ov posted that evey one would ov hated it External image not preserved — inspect source: http://homegrownforums.com/html/emoticons/Copy of sad.gif

Haha, you couldnt have posted anything that good. But dont worry, you have time to get better. And I allwasy say how it is, I have said bad things about MARC`S skits, but this was good.
Dave
post #12
26 December 2004, 20:07 UTC#12
hahah WTF!?
MARC
post #13
26 December 2004, 20:09 UTC#13
QUOTE (vode @ Dec 26 2004, 07:19 PM) Haha, it was good good impressions when shitting, forehead was crazy. And your voice!  External image not preserved — inspect source: http://homegrownforums.com/html/emoticons/Copy of lol.gif  hahaha it wasnt evil sound from hell as I excpected. Hahaa. Bit with dog was funny too. And kick was entertaining. Sweet random clip, better than skits you have posted. Nice lens too, what trademark is it? I have raynox 303, snap on. It has pretty much similar effect. paid 45e. How much yours?


ah a nice long reply thanks vode biggrin.gif

I was very ill that day when I was shitting, thats why I wanted to film it coz it was funny and at the time I was sittin on the toilet thinking what too film with the new lens lol, but then I ran out of poo External image not preserved — inspect source: http://homegrownforums.com/html/emoticons/Copy of lol.gif

my voice wasnt my normal voice, as I had the flu my nose and throat was hevly blocked up, you can hear its different from the "child molester skit and why I look so fucked up in the face. but when I almost pass out I felt like my head was going to pop...which was weird..and the vains on my forehead was crazy. im pleased I was sittin taking a shit because if I was outside and tryed pushin that hard I would have shit myself

and I think we both own the same lens mines "QC-303 SNAP-ON" cool.gif


QUOTE um, well. that was very stupid, but it was still great. I don't know why. Maybe some kind of subliminal massage.

Although, I don't think anyone would want to get a blowjob while watching you on the toilet


subliminal message eh? no just too bored guys and a camera...but hey I would recomend gettin a blow job while shitting...its great, but tricky

QUOTE I dunno but I laughed the whole time during the cereal bit.


so did I, everyone I showed it too laughed like mad, infact the only person who didnt find it funny was my mum External image not preserved — inspect source: http://homegrownforums.com/html/emoticons/Copy of huh.gif

QUOTE if I were to ov posted that evey one would ov hated it


nice way of sayin you think it sucked, well no one here is kissing my ass. and it dont matter who posts what clip, if you post a clip and someone enjoys it, someone will say they do, if they hate the humor used, they will say.

this isnt even an official clip, it was just somthing we filmed and wasnt going to post it or ever use it but hey why waste tape for nothing...and alot of people have found it stupid so that was cool, and it holds them over untill my sites ready coz its delayed...so yeah

thanks for the luv bitches

-marc
Dave
post #14
26 December 2004, 20:15 UTC#14
Oh nice dropkick by the way.
LNDL - Mikey
post #15
26 December 2004, 22:14 UTC#15
LMAO, Pretty funny, that townie was the funniest biggrin.gif
Aaron
post #16
26 December 2004, 23:19 UTC#16
Dropkick was cool.
YATES
post #18
27 December 2004, 02:47 UTC#18
I liked when he was eating the cereal the best, and when he ate the camera haha.
benCKa
post #19
30 December 2004, 18:55 UTC#19
I can't believe I just watched 30 seconds at Webby shitting. I skipped the rest of the scene until I reached Jaymz's part, so unfortunately I can't review the rest of the shitting. I'm sure it was just as good as the beginning though haha. Anyway, that Jaymz seems funny. I never knew there were others than me who ate their breakfast like that biggrin.gif .

I hope you get great things filmed with that new fancy lense of yours cool.gif
j0nes
post #20
30 December 2004, 18:57 UTC#20
QUOTE (socalpranks @ Dec 26 2004, 07:32 PM)

um, well. that was very stupid, but it was still great. I don't know why. Maybe some kind of subliminal massage.

Although, I don't think anyone would want to get a blowjob while watching you on the toilet

I can only agree with "socalpranks" as far as that the clip was stupid and a bj while watching E-Webby shitting is out of the question... no offence E-Webby :)

Though I have to admit that it was almost funny when jaymc had a Tom Green kind-a-thing going on while eating cerial... Other on the plus side was the lens which semed to be great and the dropkick was cool... but that was all, so the question I asked myself was: "was this an accidental post of the un-cut version ?" I guess not... I do understand that this was just a test... but a 30sec clip would have been more than long enough to judge if the lenscap is worth shit... or not... This clip just seemed so unnesessary...

Further I find it extremley weird how everybody seemed to like the clip... Maybe it's just because im a stupid finn and don't get the "humour" in the clip. Or maybe it's beacuse there is a lot of brownnoses around? No just kidding =) Sry about that!

And this really is NOThing personal at all. Dont hate me for this...
gman
post #21
30 December 2004, 19:07 UTC#21
While being pointless, it did have a point to it, to test that awesome new lens

~ Love, me
MARC
post #22
30 December 2004, 21:11 UTC#22
QUOTE (j0nes @ Dec 30 2004, 06:57 PM) but a 30sec clip would have been more than long enough to judge if the lenscap is worth shit... or not... This clip just seemed so unnesessary...

your talkin about the point alot...but you totaly missed it yourself

we knew the lens was good, (why we orderd it) this was the stuff we filmed one night to test it out, we liked the footage we came up with, so I put it into a clip and geuss what? alot of people liked it. end of.

by the way his name is Jaymz not jaymc

DEX
post #23
30 December 2004, 21:28 UTC#23
QUOTE I can only agree with "socalpranks" as far as that the clip was stupid and a bj while watching E-Webby shitting is out of the question... no offence E-Webby :)

Though I have to admit that it was almost funny when jaymc had a Tom Green kind-a-thing going on while eating cerial... Other on the plus side was the lens which semed to be great and the dropkick was cool... but that was all, so the question I asked myself was: "was this an accidental post of the un-cut version ?" I guess not... I do understand that this was just a test... but a 30sec clip would have been more than long enough to judge if the lenscap is worth shit... or not... This clip just seemed so unnesessary...

Further I find it extremley weird how everybody seemed to like the clip... Maybe it's just because im a stupid finn and don't get the "humour" in the clip. Or maybe it's beacuse there is a lot of brownnoses around? No just kidding =) Sry about that!

And this really is NOThing personal at all. Dont hate me for this...

Exactly how I feel
j0nes
post #24
30 December 2004, 21:32 UTC#24
QUOTE (EVIL-WEBBY @ Dec 30 2004, 10:11 PM)your talkin about the point alot...but you totaly missed it yourself


Part of he reason why I posted was 'cause I didnt get the point... now I got it but I dont like it... but I guess that's indifferent...

And sorry for beeing so ignorant that I got the funnymans name wrong... jaymz not jaymc !
vode
post #25
30 December 2004, 22:08 UTC#25
QUOTE (j0nes @ Dec 30 2004, 10:32 PM) QUOTE (EVIL-WEBBY @ Dec 30 2004, 10:11 PM)your talkin about the point alot...but you totaly missed it yourself


Part of he reason why I posted was 'cause I didnt get the point... now I got it but I dont like it... but I guess that's indifferent...

And sorry for beeing so ignorant that I got the funnymans name wrong... jaymz not jaymc !

Theres gonna be big e-vil e-fight. But maybe, cause you are new, evli-webby will have mercy on you. Remember j0nes, webby is a person, who you dont mess with External image not preserved — inspect source: http://homegrownforums.com/html/emoticons/nono.gif he´s goona do External image not preserved — inspect source: http://homegrownforums.com/html/emoticons/yu.gif and you´ll be External image not preserved — inspect source: http://homegrownforums.com/html/emoticons/bad.gif cause e-w is External image not preserved — inspect source: http://homegrownforums.com/html/emoticons/Copy of fool.gif and everybody else is "this is gay External image not preserved — inspect source: http://homegrownforums.com/html/emoticons/beee.gif and so oon. External image not preserved — inspect source: http://homegrownforums.com/html/emoticons/Copy of shok.gif and btw nice jump jones External image not preserved — inspect source: http://homegrownforums.com/html/emoticons/clapping.gif

yeah right. External image not preserved — inspect source: http://homegrownforums.com/html/emoticons/Copy of dirol.gif
MARC
post #26
31 December 2004, 00:05 UTC#26
what drugs have you been taking boy?







what ever they are can I have some?
vode
post #27
31 December 2004, 00:24 UTC#27
Dunno, ask my grandma, stole from her. And arent you lucky, she likes young boys.
vode
post #29
31 December 2004, 00:36 UTC#29
QUOTE (EVIL-WEBBY @ Dec 31 2004, 01:30 AM) QUOTE (vode @ Dec 31 2004, 12:24 AM) Dunno, ask my grandma, stole from her. And arent you lucky, she likes young boys.

Heh, pedari likes also. There is people who know what Im talking about. External image not preserved — inspect source: http://homegrownforums.com/html/emoticons/Copy of wink.gif
DEX
post #30
31 December 2004, 00:37 UTC#30
hook me up