Urban Wanker

Sorry bout starting a thread bout this, but I just had a convo with urbanwanker oli, and managed to convince him my dick was the size of my leg and black. Well anyway if your bored read it, and write something about oli being a black cock sucking perv please! External image not preserved — inspect source: http://homegrownforums.com/html/emoticons/Copy of shok.gif
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dex says:
what does pawned mean in drs vid?
Delayed reaction Won  (u get a drifter mike) says:
I dunno white boi tlk
Delayed reaction Won  (u get a drifter mike) says:
Even hough im white
Delayed reaction Won  (u get a drifter mike) says:
*though
Delayed reaction Won  (u get a drifter mike) says:
VEry white boi tlk
dex says:
it must suck being white?
Delayed reaction Won  (u get a drifter mike) says:
lol
Delayed reaction Won  (u get a drifter mike) says:
Matt hu's in urban warriors
Delayed reaction Won  (u get a drifter mike) says:
is black
Delayed reaction Won  (u get a drifter mike) says:
But he has a white cock
Delayed reaction Won  (u get a drifter mike) says:
its so funny
dex says:
im white (in places) but I have a black cock the size of my leg
Delayed reaction Won  (u get a drifter mike) says:

dex says:
they call me deg the peg, with the extra leg
Delayed reaction Won  (u get a drifter mike) says:
Ha
dex says:
what? I wasnt joking?
Delayed reaction Won  (u get a drifter mike) says:
U serios
dex says:
yeah
Delayed reaction Won  (u get a drifter mike) says:
you are cock is as long as you are leg
Delayed reaction Won  (u get a drifter mike) says:
Bloody hell
dex says:
well an inch off
dex says:
its not that uncommen?
dex says:
the docter say
dex says:
s
Delayed reaction Won  (u get a drifter mike) says:
you are docter was high
Delayed reaction Won  (u get a drifter mike) says:
Like god when he made the platapus
dex says:
no, ive asked alot of docters about it, and they say its not that uncommen, cos I have to get it checked every month just incase of blood clots
Delayed reaction Won  (u get a drifter mike) says:
lol
dex says:
it sounds like that guy from urban warriors ahs same problem as me but reversed
Delayed reaction Won  (u get a drifter mike) says:
How do u wank
Delayed reaction Won  (u get a drifter mike) says:
lol
dex says:
does he have 1 black, 1 white parent?
dex says:
I dont wank
dex says:
I give myself head
Delayed reaction Won  (u get a drifter mike) says:
yeah
Delayed reaction Won  (u get a drifter mike) says:
I ws joking love
Delayed reaction Won  (u get a drifter mike) says:
HAHA
dex says:
really?
Delayed reaction Won  (u get a drifter mike) says:
No
dex says:
dude dont anything on hgf cos I dint know u were joking
Delayed reaction Won  (u get a drifter mike) says:
I wasnt
Delayed reaction Won  (u get a drifter mike) says:
I wont
Delayed reaction Won  (u get a drifter mike) says:
dw
Delayed reaction Won  (u get a drifter mike) says:
im telling the truth
Delayed reaction Won  (u get a drifter mike) says:
He has a white cock
Delayed reaction Won  (u get a drifter mike) says:
Hng on ill send u a pic of him
dex says:
oh right so he does have same problem as me?
dex says:
is it big like mine?
Delayed reaction Won  (u get a drifter mike) says:
No nt a long leg
Delayed reaction Won  (u get a drifter mike) says:
But
Delayed reaction Won  (u get a drifter mike) says:
he's black and his cock is white
Delayed reaction Won  (u get a drifter mike) sends:

    Open  (Alt+P)
Delayed reaction Won  (u get a drifter mike) says:
He is the one on the right
Delayed reaction Won  (u get a drifter mike) says:
Wearing the hoodie
dex says:
I have a disease called elephantitus, but im lucky cos it hasnt distorted the shape of my shlong just the length
Delayed reaction Won  (u get a drifter mike) says:
Tht sounds socrazy
dex says:
why?
 
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Delayed reaction Won  (u get a drifter mike) says:
Go work at the circus
Delayed reaction Won  (u get a drifter mike) says:
Be a carnie
Delayed reaction Won  (u get a drifter mike) says:
Cos u cn get money for having a giant cock
Delayed reaction Won  (u get a drifter mike) says:
lol
Delayed reaction Won  (u get a drifter mike) says:
im jokin
dex says:
u better be
Delayed reaction Won  (u get a drifter mike) says:
elephantitus
dex says:
that type of shit isnt funny
Delayed reaction Won  (u get a drifter mike) says:
lol
Delayed reaction Won  (u get a drifter mike) says:
Tht sounds like a pokemon
dex says:
I wudnt have told u if I new u were going to be a dickhead about it, grow up
Delayed reaction Won  (u get a drifter mike) says:
sorry
dex says:
s'alright
Delayed reaction Won  (u get a drifter mike) says:
Its just you are the first guy thats told me they have a dick the size of there leg
Delayed reaction Won  (u get a drifter mike) says:
Its a bit
Delayed reaction Won  (u get a drifter mike) says:
u know
dex says:
no its an inch of
dex says:
its not as thick as my leg
Delayed reaction Won  (u get a drifter mike) says:
yeah but just about
dex says:
no
Delayed reaction Won  (u get a drifter mike) says:
Well if it was
Delayed reaction Won  (u get a drifter mike) says:
Then u wud a have a problem
dex says:
that wud just be weird if it was same thickness
Delayed reaction Won  (u get a drifter mike) says:
What does you are mum say
dex says:
nothing she knows
dex says:
last year I had to decide whether or not to have an operation
Delayed reaction Won  (u get a drifter mike) says:
Were u born with a giant shlong
dex says:
but I said no cos if I did I wud lose my bellend
dex says:
it was 8 inches when I was born
Delayed reaction Won  (u get a drifter mike) says:
FUCK
dex says:
I wished it had stayed that big!
Delayed reaction Won  (u get a drifter mike) says:
Must of been as big as u were
dex says:
yup
Delayed reaction Won  (u get a drifter mike) says:
lol
dex says:
not quite
Delayed reaction Won  (u get a drifter mike) says:
At least if you are reely fat when you are older ull still be able to see you are cock
dex says:
good point
dex says:
ive got a pic of it somehwere on my old laptop
dex says:
I cud save it to a floppy and put it on my laptop and show u?
dex says:
?
Delayed reaction Won  (u get a drifter mike) says:
Ok
Delayed reaction Won  (u get a drifter mike) says:

dex says:
one sec
Delayed reaction Won  (u get a drifter mike) says:
This seems a tad bit queer
Delayed reaction Won  (u get a drifter mike) says:
U sending me a pic of you are 20 inch cock
dex says:
dont worry
dex says:
yeah
Delayed reaction Won  (u get a drifter mike) says:
lol
dex says:
itll take me ages to find it so.. give me a minute or too
Delayed reaction Won  (u get a drifter mike) says:
o.k..........

I no what it sais so I wont read it.
But matt doesnt have a white cock unfortunatly lol.
Nice one, ill admit u kinda had me going.

Bastard

QUOTE (Urban_Oli @ Dec 20 2004, 04:03 PM) I no what it sais so I wont read it.
But matt doesnt have a white cock unfortunatly lol.
Nice one, ill admit u kinda had me going.

Bastard

QUOTE AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA, You actually believed it?

Hahaha

Its OK though cause I get a drifter. External image not preserved — inspect source: http://homegrownforums.com/html/emoticons/Copy of smile2.gif

Just for the record im nt actualy 11 im 9

QUOTE (Urban_Oli @ Dec 20 2004, 04:15 PM) Just for the record im nt actualy 11 im 9

Yeah I was joking
were like 13 -14 years old

still young but nt 11 or 9

PWN3D!1 = To 'own' or 'pwn' someone is to like...FUCK someone explain.

Yes plz do

QUOTE (Urban_Oli @ Dec 20 2004, 04:18 PM) Yeah I was joking
were like 13 -14 years old

still young but nt 11 or 9

You idiot oli External image not preserved — inspect source: http://homegrownforums.com/html/emoticons/Copy of fool.gif

That is the most beautiful thing I've ever read. And the fact that he admits that he believed you is just the final blow.

Pwnd.

QUOTE (MikeDelayedReaction @ Dec 20 2004, 05:32 PM) PWN3D!1 = To 'own' or 'pwn' someone is to like...FUCK someone explain.

Well put there Dave.
:claps:

Bwahahahahahahaha!!! Urban Wankers are kiddies!! ha

QUOTE what does pawned mean in drs vid?

What? Oli all those birthday cards.....you told me you were 4....every year.....how could you

Ha...Ha?

QUOTE (MagGoT cOrPsE @ Dec 20 2004, 09:04 PM) What? Oli all those birthday cards.....you told me you were 4....every year.....how could you

Say what?