post #61
19 March 2006, 10:32 UTC#61
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post #62
19 March 2006, 16:38 UTC#62
"Dude, Liam fucked some girl last night when he was paraletic. She's gay now."
~Mike's words to me this morning when we woke up at a party.
~Mike's words to me this morning when we woke up at a party.
post #63
19 March 2006, 16:50 UTC#63
QUOTE(Liam @ Mar 19 2006, 10:27 AM) [snapback]305161[/snapback]
Kate: Where are you taking us?
Richie: Mexico.
Kate: What's in Mexico?
Richie: Mexicans.
Seth: (to Hostage Gloria) You. Plant yourself in that chair.
Hostage Gloria: What are you planning on doing with...
Seth: I said plant yourself. Plants don't talk.
Seth: If you try to run, I've got six little friends and they can all run faster than you can.
fucking love that move
post #64
19 March 2006, 20:50 UTC#64
"If I ever taught a swashbuckling course, I think one of the classes should be jumping off of something, then laughing."
"Not many people realize that two pieces of coral, painted brown and attached to the skull with common wood screws, can make a child look like a deer."
"I think that wherever you go, you should carry two sacks around with you. That way, when someone says, "Can you give me a hand with this?" you can say, "Sorry, got these sacks.""
"I love going down to the playground to watch all the kids jumping and shouting. Of course, they don't know that I'm firing blanks."
"Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis."
"Ambition is like a frog sitting on a venus flytrap. The flytrap can bite and bite, but it won't bother the frog because it only has little tiny plant teeth. But some other stuff could happen and it could be like ambition."
"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other."
"To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've wondered where this started and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus, and a clown killed my dad."
"Anytime I see something screech across a room and latch onto someones neck, and the guy screams and tries to get it off, I have to laugh, because what is that thing?"
"We used to laugh at Grandpa when he'd head off and go fishing. But we wouldn't be laughing that evening when he'd come back with some whore he picked up in town."
"The crows seemed to be calling his name, thought Caw."
"I think a good gift for the President would be a chocolate revolver. And since he is so busy, you'd probably have to run up to him real quick and give it to him."
"If I ever opened a trampoline store, I don't think I'd call it Trampo-Land, because you might think it was a store for tramps, which is not the inpression we are trying to convey with our store. On the other hand, we would not prohibit tramps from browsing, or testing the trampolines, unless a tramp's gyrations seemed to be getting out of control."
- Jack Handey, Deep Thoughts
"Not many people realize that two pieces of coral, painted brown and attached to the skull with common wood screws, can make a child look like a deer."
"I think that wherever you go, you should carry two sacks around with you. That way, when someone says, "Can you give me a hand with this?" you can say, "Sorry, got these sacks.""
"I love going down to the playground to watch all the kids jumping and shouting. Of course, they don't know that I'm firing blanks."
"Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis."
"Ambition is like a frog sitting on a venus flytrap. The flytrap can bite and bite, but it won't bother the frog because it only has little tiny plant teeth. But some other stuff could happen and it could be like ambition."
"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other."
"To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've wondered where this started and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus, and a clown killed my dad."
"Anytime I see something screech across a room and latch onto someones neck, and the guy screams and tries to get it off, I have to laugh, because what is that thing?"
"We used to laugh at Grandpa when he'd head off and go fishing. But we wouldn't be laughing that evening when he'd come back with some whore he picked up in town."
"The crows seemed to be calling his name, thought Caw."
"I think a good gift for the President would be a chocolate revolver. And since he is so busy, you'd probably have to run up to him real quick and give it to him."
"If I ever opened a trampoline store, I don't think I'd call it Trampo-Land, because you might think it was a store for tramps, which is not the inpression we are trying to convey with our store. On the other hand, we would not prohibit tramps from browsing, or testing the trampolines, unless a tramp's gyrations seemed to be getting out of control."
- Jack Handey, Deep Thoughts
post #65
20 March 2006, 00:14 UTC#65
From Arrested Development
Tobias Fünke: Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.
Beat that.
Tobias Fünke: Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist.
Beat that.