How to become a wigger in 10 days

-Are you stuck in a rut of oppression
from your peers because your simply not
gangster enough??

-Are you truly wanting to reprazent your
hood and turf just like the kid in the
pic?? Strait up he aint no afterschool
special, that latch key kid after 10 days
on my program is now showing the
suburbs what it means to be a true
playa. Just look at him throwing up his
respective signs.. you can see the
serious look on his face.... he's got the
bling, the gears and most importantly
the keys to his mums car.

Now I know what your thinking... how is this possible!!! STOP WORRYING MY FRIEND! with my 10 day programme I will transform you from geek to gangsta..........

YES thats right my brutha you'll be hittin the streets in your whip pimpin cheap tricks and slangin dope to all your school buddies quicker than you can flick a point of 'p' to a crack whore!

BUT whats the catch?? There is none!! act now you have nothing to loose!! (except your teeth in a gang fight)

Just read some of these testimonials from satisfied customers:

- Wow thanks for such quick results! or
should I say Chur chur bo.. Neville
Bartoss A.K.A NB-DUB
- You saved my life! Now my mum even
thinks im cool.. Sherman Kristoffersan
A.K.A Sherma-G-Dawg
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Dont spend your life wondering "what if??"
Bid and get my 10 day program. You too can live the life of pimping and easy money and all the hardships that come with being a wigga, establish your street cred now!

You will get:
- Secrets and tips of where to get the
cheapest bling and gearz!
- A handy 5 page guide to learning
your respective ranks in the wigger
social order
- How to assimilate gangsta rap with
your hardcore suburban upbringing
- Learn to gain the courage to establish
mating rites with a female within your
crews social unit.
- Learn the art of 'Frontin' within your
crew
- Speech therapy cd to have you
gangsta talkin in no time!