50 Games To Play With Your Teacher

OK, so the story is we (me and M0N0) have the evil alien bitch queen of death for a biology/chemistry teacher...and a while back I started making a list of 50 games to play in her lesson to basically fuck with her a bit. When we leave school I'm basically gonna make a hundred copies and give it to any kid who wants it, but we do our part now and then External image not preserved — inspect source: http://homegrownforums.com/html/emoticons/Copy of dirol.gif
The thing is I kinda ran out of ideas at about number 38 so maybe you guys could help me out. Any suggestions or fucked up stuff you did to your teachers?

The worst thing iv ever done to a teacher .. is done everything she told me to do with out her asking twice, she said to me at the end of the lesson you have done more work in a day than anyone in this school has done in a year, then next lesson I said iv done all my work for the year now im going to dos.. what could she say .. so for the next year I sat in maths playing games and music and that was that

QUOTE (DR LouZy Hero @ Nov 23 2004, 07:04 PM) The worst thing iv ever done to a teacher .. is done everything she told me to do with out her asking twice, she said to me at the end of the lesson you have done more work in a day than anyone in this school has done in a year, then next lesson I said iv done all my work for the year now im going to dos.. what could she say .. so for the next year I sat in maths playing games and music and that was that

piss in her tea/coffee

Hide loads of her stuff

Take a photo of her in one lesson and take it home fuck it up on some photo editor and then keep sticking it on the board every lesson

Steal loads of her shit then send her ransom notes about it all

Answer everything she says like the guy in the wheelchair from litle britain, this really pisses em off my mate was doing in matsh the other day ... fucking halrious

'so are you going to do any work?'
'Yeah I know'
'Whats that mean?'
'Yeah'
'Stop that now!!'
'I want that one!!'


Well most of them are shit cause I just made them up in 2 mins although you may have already done some

Skipper

when your teachers asking a question, spray deodrant on your hand and set it alight and raise your hand to answer question.
Thats cool.

Obviously get evryone to drop something at a certain time, we did that a few years ago and found it funny but you guys have probably done that before.

See if you can dribble the whole way through a lesson?

Maybe wear all your clothes the wrong way round and sit backwards with sun glasses at the back of your head so that it looks like your looking at board but its actually your back? but thats quite lame!

have a coughing and sneezing fit whenver she speaks.

I hate this bitch...I think chucking a petrol bomb at her face would be pretty rad.

QUOTE (MikeDelayedReaction @ Nov 23 2004, 09:13 PM) I hate this bitch...I think chucking a petrol bomb at her face would be pretty rad.

Stare her out man. Get a large group to do it. Just keep looking at her with plain, boring faces and don't move or speak.

QUOTE (Rob - DR - @ Nov 23 2004, 08:18 PM)
A good old shit in the desk drawer never hurt anyone, though. Just a thought. External image not preserved — inspect source: http://homegrownforums.com/html/emoticons/Copy of glare.gif

Plant a whoopee cushion on her chair! Ho ho ho...What a joker!

if all of the above dont do the trick ..

buy gun

buy amo

go to school

go to class

shout out (OI BITCH) External image not preserved — inspect source: http://homegrownforums.com/html/emoticons/Copy of fuk.gif

load gun


cock gun


aim gun


shoot gun

shoot gun

shoot gun

shoot gun

shoot gun

shoot gun

reload gun

cock gun External image not preserved — inspect source: http://homegrownforums.com/html/emoticons/Copy of fuk.gif

aim gun

shoot gun

shoot gun

shoot gun

once the sorry fucking bitch is staining the wall red .. turn around and cap the first person to walk through the door... External image not preserved — inspect source: http://homegrownforums.com/html/emoticons/Copy of diablo.gif External image not preserved — inspect source: http://homegrownforums.com/html/emoticons/Copy of fuk.gif

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reload gun and kill yourself External image not preserved — inspect source: http://homegrownforums.com/html/emoticons/angry2.gif

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have a shoot out with the local cops and hope for the best at lest you had fun External image not preserved — inspect source: http://homegrownforums.com/html/emoticons/Copy of fuk.gif killing the bitch

^ either that, or throw some pie in her face!!! wooohoo both will show her whos boss!!!

I reckon you should give her a hug then STAB HER HA HA HA HA

in the back

How bout suggestions from those of us who DONT want to maim teachers?





Anyone? Anyone at all?

QUOTE (Rob - DR - @ Nov 25 2004, 10:41 PM) How bout suggestions from those of us who DONT want to maim teachers?





Anyone? Anyone at all?

QUOTE (Wilbur @ Nov 26 2004, 12:19 AM)
blow your nose on her?